Bisacodyl, Son of Quetzalcoatl

EM | Can never find my keys but always know where my towel is | Professional Dabbler | Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year

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@thisistheray Delete your account

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@Jubbitie @NBABrightBoy2 Clairo

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@JKGUlTAR I know @georainbolt when I see him

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@pervitinyummy “Wah wah I am so unrecognized and data analysis is so hard even a chud like you wouldn’t dare try to prove my decade old article wrong”

I’m not here for commonalities and certainly not here to be productive but for you I’ll be just productive enough

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@pervitinyummy I can hear your paunch gurgling defiantly as you type out then delete various responses

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@pervitinyummy The data speaking is a uhh *checks notes* using MCAT scores circa pre-2015. Good one, boomer!

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@pervitinyummy The data speaking is a uhh *checks notes* custom Grok bot plot made during gooning recess

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@northwoods1980 @AreJay5 I usually put something like this in the patient’s ED note as a reason to not continue the trend and hopefully someone will read my note in the future

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@toughkuntrydad @beleaf_cannabis And BBCs

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@mattgaetz Says the guy trying to fuck the kids

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@EnableEm @ns123abc The pursuit of AGI will continue with or without these two companies

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@TheMarschallin @nicknack447 @hiphoperaganda @DeptofWar Keep trying though, Nick

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The economics of Sheeran tickets at Kraft's stadium is quite fascinating

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Law enforcers already have authority to charge companies and their CEOs for creating and releasing dangerous, unvetted, or defective products. We shouldn’t let discussions about new legal regimes distract from the fact that there’s no AI exemption from laws already on the books — a point @FTC emphasized repeatedly during my tenure.

1. There is an extensive set of laws that govern dangerous and defective products. For example, releasing unvetted AI models or agents can violate consumer protection laws. Shipping flawed AI tools without implementing adequate measures to detect and stop rogue or defective AI agents can be an “unfair or deceptive” act or practice under the FTC Act (and analogous state laws). And some state AGs are already exploring holding AI firms and their CEOs criminally liable when their models participate in criminal activity.

2. Existing laws also prohibit “unfair methods of competition.” This covers instances where AI firms appropriate the competitively sensitive information of their customers, including through tracking their use of various tools. It can also cover instances where firms pursue dangerous behavior, aware that doing so may compel rivals to do the same.

As the Supreme Court has noted: “A method of competition which casts upon one's competitors the burden of the loss of business unless they will descend to a practice which they are under a powerful moral compulsion not to adopt, even though it is not criminal, was thought to involve the kind of unfairness at which the [unfair methods of competition] statute was aimed."

3. The highly concentrated and interconnected structure of these markets could be creating major risks and conflicts of interest. We had started investigating these partnerships and cross-investments across the stack (and released a preliminarily overview of some findings: https://t.co/jJ5cS3Pin3).

Both federal and state enforcers should be scrutinizing these opaque relationships and inter-dependencies. We are already seeing how these relationships could undermine accountability. For example, OpenAI could face liability given the Hugging Face incident, but Hugging Face being bought up by Nvidia means that we’re unlikely to see it file a lawsuit over this — given Nvidia’s strong incentive to see OpenAI continue full speed ahead.

4. As AI tools dramatically change the landscape of cybersecurity risks and hacks, all businesses should be doubling down on having core security protections in place. Firms that fail to invest in adequate data security measures or fix known vulnerabilities can also be breaking the law. A recent analysis showed that around 1/3 of Fortune 100 companies do not even have a way to notify them about security issues. During my @FTC tenure, we sued firms for poor data security practices and held CEOs liable when they were personally responsible.

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5. As policymakers consider new legal regimes, we should be looking to lessons from prior efforts to govern major sectors, such as banking and other networks, platforms, and utilities. Tools like structural separations, nondiscrimination, and supervision could be key, and there’s a rich history of what works and what doesn’t. But we can and must pursue any new efforts alongside enforcing existing laws.

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@DreamBird386989 @HamRadioJoe @RpsAgainstTrump Just keep sucking and fighting the good fight, lil bird

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@LeeKuanYimby There there little Philly boy. Stop tweeting every hour as the world is awaiting your next slop NY Post

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@TheKingCorcoran @GBC_Press There there Jackie boy

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@ExpressNews Mamdani would fix this. Where you at @GinaOrtizJones