JReynal

Lawyer, aspiring writer, parent to an unruly dog

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Sometimes I remember the time in high school when I started writing a prequel to A Streetcar Named Desire and I feel second-hand embarrassment for my younger self.

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@SusieM414141 I’ve concluded sidewalk etiquette is absolutely dead and most parents do a piss poor job of teaching their kids about spatial awareness.

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@Geniustechw Regardless of whether a leash is required or not in this park, why is this doofus more concerned with being right and filming rather than helping stop his dog from attacking the off leash dog?

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@akafaceUS Well somebody’s never read Anna Karenina.

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@PressSec I liked Hawley better when he was running away like a little bitch.

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@tedcruz Jesus, you’re either being purposefully obtuse or a genuine moron to think either of those are equivalent.

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@realmeetjames @barel_mishal @smashbaals @grok Nephew or “nephew”?

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@JDVance Can’t even take a win with a modicum of dignity because the trash always rises to the surface.

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@HEADLINES_Etc @TAMU So you’d be fine with getting rid of all European history courses and Christian studies?

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@Victoriaeire @naomiseibt Marilyn didn’t even look like Marilyn without the cosmetic procedures, hair dye, makeup, and lighting.

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@StayWonked I like her business plan. She married a husband with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. #RHSLC

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@Ashleyhays2089 Unless you’re going to put some respect on Céline’s name, shut your stupid, overly-inflated lips.

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@krisalderson @celinedion Love this! Also, I always thought Céline and @KassieDePaiva had many similarities in personality when being interviewed. Lots of humor and strength, very humble and empathetic, and always singing.

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@Dutch2412 @shurtis123 @MakeTexasBlue22 @RepMTG Ok, but who was the one paying?

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@TbirdTr3y_10 Meanwhile, I’m over here hoping they’re compatible because tradition says they’re stuck for life now.

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@paigered3 @MQSullivan @TAMU I attended both and can say Baylor Law School had a higher percentage of out gay students than TAMU, but keeping living in that bubble, sis.

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@zoewhittall The Good Wife and The Americans.

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@JoeBiden How I’d like to imagine the person questioning Haley.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Human Garbage