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Fact: LSU’s 2019 Football Team is the greatest College Football Team ever.

[D @JDTT51]

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[JJETS✈️ @JJettas2]

All of the Kirk criticism has to stop!! I understand y’all hate the dad swag but come on his numbers are right with y’all’s MVP candidates

[Bryan Kalbrosky @BryanKalbrosky]

Luka Doncic had the first 60-point, 20-rebound triple-double in NBA history. Immediately after, here is what he said:

“I’m tired as hell. I need a recovery beer.”

That is instantly an all-time great quote from an all-time great player. 🍻🤠🏀 #MFFL

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

The State Of Football

Quarterback @RickieJCollins1 is officially a Tiger.

🔗 https://t.co/yTskScojxS

[Brian Kelly @CoachBrianKelly]

The Path To The Boot

[Tee Higgins⁵ @teehiggins5]

Dang my bad moms! You right.🤦🏾‍♂️

[Joe Cirincione @Cirincione]

I’m a ⁦@Tesla⁩ investor and I want ⁦@elonmusk⁩ to get off ⁦@Twitter⁩. The value of my shares has been cut in half since he made his move to take over this platform. I love my Model 3, but he is killing the company with his antics. https://t.co/lhKI1dHY15

[Jack Bech @jackbech7]

I guess that purple didn’t want to leave me just yet 🙏🏽 Time to Rock✈️

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A school in Illinois calls the police to report student misbehavior every other school day, on average.

Because staff regularly press charges against the kids — some as young as 9 — officers have arrested students over 100 times in the last 5 school years https://t.co/KiK4ErNYiP

[PFF @PFF]

LSU ➡️ WRU

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

“LeBron ain’t got that dog in him!”

LeBron: https://t.co/NwT0otCzLI

[D @JDTT51]

He got mad & left once they pointed out his hypocrisy 😂

[Karbon @KarbonSays]

Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

TSLA hits a 2+ year low today, even as the market as a whole rises.

[D @JDTT51]

Trump 2.0 & he honestly might be more dangerous

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DeSantis announces a new anti-CDC: "Our CDC, at this point, anything they put out, you just assume, at this point, that it's not worth the paper it's printed on ... we're creating what we're calling the Public Health Integrity Committee."

[D @JDTT51]

Wasn’t your father impeached for conspiring with Ukraine after tampering with our elections?

How fucking stupid do you believe we are?

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

The border is wide open and the Biden economy is crushing American citizens, yet the only thing these weak establishment Republicans seem to care about is giving unlimited funding to Ukraine. What a disgrace.

[Ava Rash @AvaRashWTAE]

HAVE YOU SEEN HER? State Police are looking for Mila Carf. They believe her mother, Shana, abducted her and that she is in "grave danger". Be on the look out for a 2014, white, four door, Toyota Corolla. Latest details all morning long.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

@elonmusk your pronouns are ass and hole

[D @JDTT51]

@PropBomb Why would they void it? Lol

[D @JDTT51]

Moronic

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

[D @JDTT51]

😂😂 you gotta be weak minded as hell to believe this shit

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The woke mind virus is either defeated or nothing else matters

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"Lmaooo my boy, u have no stats 😂 u need to worry about getting playing time on the field 😂😂"

Jordan Poole absolutely destroyed this dude who DM'd him after he lost his bet 💀

(via playyboitez/TikTok)