Jordan Toms

26 - My personal meditations. #TumourSlayer #WeAreResolute

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

Happy anniversary craniotomy ❤️ #Motivation #Positivity #TumourSlayer #Gym #Training #cancer https://t.co/wEyrc2LMDv

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

I actually don’t understand how #WiFi is still so shit!? Constantly using my own data to stream @netflix or @amazon prime. Like Elon musk is putting shit in space and landing his rockets upright to use again and I’m struggling to find a fast buffering in the same room 🙄

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

I’m really not sure what country the crew are, where the rockets were made in, and launched from? #SpaceX Seriously guys we get it...

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

Why doesn’t @Netflix introduce a pandemic mode to save me hitting play to confirm I’m still in quarantine?
#quarantine #COVIDー19 #binge

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@Sunseeker_Intl looking to self quarantine for the next 3 months advised by the UK GOV. Sort a brother out and let a cancer patient chill on one of your lush boats isolated for that length of time!? Just stick up on puzzles and books if that’s ok?

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

When you’ve been sipping on soup for the past 3 weeks and been in your dressing gown and blankets over Christmas #shelteredlife #WorldWarThree

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@waitrose @Tesco looking for a new customer? Sainsbury’s just coined this an unwelcome guest 🤔🤬#jiminycricket

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@sainsburys enjoying my salad with your SO organic spinach.... and crunch. 🤢🤢🤢🤢 you trying to kill me!? Explain. You need better quality control. #cricket #locust ? #sainsburys #bug #poison #dangerousgoods

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@sainsburys enjoying my salad with your SO organic spinach.... and crunch. 🤢🤢🤢🤢 you trying to kill me!? Explain. You need better quality control. #cricket #locust ? #sainsburys #bug #poison #dangerousgoods

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

When it’s chucking it down in Lautterbrunnen and you think you’re fine with @patagonia H2No “waterproof” but the waters seeping through the inside soaking my fleece and collecting in my pockets. #SoggyandSoaked

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

This heatwave could not be more welcome right now.

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

Feel like I’m watching my craniotomy back in 2015 for a brain tumour reduction #OperationLive #Nurerosurgeonsforthewin

[Resolute @WeAreResoluteUK]

Struggling to find your fuel? Have a read 👌 https://t.co/OrZPviqK37

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

The @virginmedia #Tivobox is the worst tv box ever. Freeview has a better tv guide and that’s free. Navigating it is harder than Sandra’s bullock getting about in Birdbox.

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

#ThreeIdenticalStrangers is THE most depressing and the biggest reinforcement of why the human race is the worst. Also why big corporations in USA suck ass. United States of corruption. 🙃

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@virginmedia No.

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@virginmedia just got a new TiVo box, how do you set programme reminders on this remote?

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

However this could be seen as an opportunity to show the ‘western’ lifestyle and way shows progress, security, empathy for if there’s more women to come in this situation. To defer people even leaving for isis. Treat how you want to be treated

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

Teenager left for isis, had 2 babies with isis husband , third is on the way... doesn’t regret joining isis . Isn’t fazed by heads in bins. Now wants to make sure her unborn baby is looked after back in the UK. This would be the ultimate naturevsnurture example. Her out. Baby in.

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

Teenager left for isis, had 2 babies with isis husband , third is on the way... doesn’t regret joining isis . Isn’t fazed by heads in bins. Now wants to make sure her unborn baby is looked after back in the UK. This would be the ultimate naturevsnurture example. Her out. Baby in.

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@antmiddleton @callumtoms You’re awesome man, I agree with so many things you say in your book. If my results get me off chemo... how about we talk SAS:WdW?

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@LSwitlyk “Professional huntress” I think that spelling should be changed to a C...

[Jordan Toms @JDToms]

@SkySports when I’m listening to music and open up your app it stops my music from playing?? Why is this? It’s started since your latest update.