Andy Howatson

Thank God I'm an atheist

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

They got what they deserved for playing awful football.

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

Shove the pearl clutching. It was delightful that Arsenal lost.

We’re supposed to have some nationalistic pride for a club … owned by Americans, sponsored by the Emirates, managed by a Spaniard, with seven different nationalities in the starting XI. It’s a global game now. If we want a sportswashing state-owned PR project to beat crap anti-football, with awful cringe fans then so be it.

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

Shove the pearl clutching. It was delightful that Arsenal lost.

We’re supposed to have some nationalistic pride for a club … owned by Americans, sponsored by the Emirates, managed by a Spaniard, with seven different nationalities in the starting XI. It’s a global game now. If we want a sportswashing state-owned PR project to beat crap anti-football, with awful cringe fans then so be it.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

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[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@SkySportsNews One of stupidest statements ever, United being relegated was the biggest relegation shocker ever, this awful Spurs team wouldn't surprise many people in UK never mind the world.

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@fesshole E.L.O. wrote a song about women like you...

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@78__Rebecca If he comes back tonight you mean 😂🍾🍾

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@YourAnonOne Record it on my phone obviously

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@OfficialPDC Not online if you use a macbook, that's for sure

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@SkySportsNews

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@fesshole Is your name Keith Lard?!?

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@RyanR2021 I threw the towel in 21 years ago when the GlazerCunts took over, never bought a ticket or merch since, never regretted it.

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@78__Rebecca You can a lot of the fashion brands quite cheap at https://t.co/VxFzgx4H3a for future reference 😎

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@sciencegirl I dont eat fruit or veg!

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@RyanR2021 Its closed in warrington too, both scenes are connected, one pedestrian confirmed dead at warrington..

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@Ryanair I'm up for this, if it means cheaper tickets 👍

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@thesundaysport @Real_Artboy Just how bad was it for you to move to Crewe of all places?!?

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@thesundaysport I live here and I say don't come, it will not enhance your day at all.

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@RyanR2021 Had this exact experience this morning, hate lane hoggers 😡

[Andy Howatson @JD_Andy]

@spencermorgan93 I haven't worn a shirt and tie for over 20 years, most offices now are just casual