Jon Dalton

Patriot, too many irons in the fire, semi-retired golfer.

[Jon Dalton @JD_Birdies]

I've never tossed a perfect game. It has to feel a lot like cooking dinner for the kids and having zero leftovers when the meal is over.

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Holy shit this is good…

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

Shroresry

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@TheCinesthetic

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@joeroganhq

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@80sSportsNStuff Or every single snow day

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@DaggerAndBullet God Bless these two. De Opresso Liber

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@TheCinesthetic Entourage. @DougEllin

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@Buccaneers Vinny Testaverde

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🎯

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@PGATUOR Not a player, but I doubt anyone cared about this more than Keegan. Still can’t unpack his bag

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@fried_egg_golf #freelefty

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@NUCLRGOLF @scpga Cc: @NoLayingUp

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@Matt_Pinner He never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper…

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@BarnRatVapeGod My first hole in one was with a Maxfli HT-100 back in 1994. It’s in the trophy case with the others. 😂

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@Super70sSports Super Bowl was better. The ONLY way to spend a snow day…

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This is a genius reference. I laughed so hard… he won 2nd in that math competition.

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

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@NoLayingUp Any truth to Blocky being named a vice vice vice captain?

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@LVilleMetGolf Such a wild course. Definitely want to play it again

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@LocalBateman That pre-cheddar

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@TaylorMadeGolf Cc: @NoLayingUp

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Millennials when someone plays Blink-182 at the function