JD VyVance

Privileged | 4.5 handicap | the left’s worst nightmare | Gig em Ags

[JD VyVance @JD_VyVance]

@RealPETE2020 Will I be seeing you in the American club at Kyle field tomorrow?

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Need OT @sydney_sweeney

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@klintkubiak504 Buddy on the right can fit their whole pledge class inside his blazer

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Can also cash out the Cher to outlive Dolly contract on Kalshi

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Might have to crank one out to honor Dolly #rip

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Saturday chores ✅

Now time to blackout on BuzzBallz and get emotional listening to Pat McAfee’s album

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Goyslop halftime show, but muppets still better than bad bunny

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@BagholderC Safe space 🥷🏿

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You either have stinky breath or you’re gay if you ain’t gagging when brushing your teeth

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Black hibachi chef #ohmygawsh #expand

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@RealPETE2020 Have to be in possession of mineral rights to successfully pull off the square toe

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Let’s pull up a montage of Rory breaking and throwing clubs

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

Jaoco Niemann has become the first player to be stroked shots for club abuse at a major championship. The Chilean made a 9 on the 6th hole and threw a club in temper, which meant he was given a 2 shot penalty and his score adjusted to an 11.

The USGA said:

“Joaquin Neimann was assessed two penalty strokes for throwing a club on the 6th hole during Round 1. This act was determined to be serious misconduct under
Rule 1.2b.”

Joaco signed for an opening 78 to be outside the top 100.

[JD VyVance @JD_VyVance]

That little Mexican from Argentina is so good at soccer

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I’ve been seeing a lot of black guys with big fat white women lately, that’s gotta be a recession indicator

[mls reactions @mlsreacts]

Next level commentating

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@AriGoldsBurner Medium in HB… 5’5”, 145

[Nicholas Kerr @NicholasKerrr]

#Shrink & #Nuke

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@PeteThamel The walls are whispering that his gambling addiction was fueled by his addiction to stimulants

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Need to find out if they have a solid basketball program. The “I can’t hear you” celly would go stupid hard after hitting a big three

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Look at the atmosphere in San Antonio 🔥

The Frost Bank Center is SHOWING OUT for the Spurs 😮‍💨