J. Daniel Shepherd

Singer, bassist, writer, artist (after a 20+ year hiatus), actor, nerd, curmudgeon. My novel: Breaking Strain is available on he/him/dude

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@heyyguido Your hips will ALWAYS live rent free in my head.

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@alexxistexxxas Booty so fine it warps the fabric of time and space.

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@alexxistexxxas Bottom row 8.5-ish, maybe?

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@alexxistexxxas The blue color is a bit off-putting, but I’d give them a try. I’m a mashed potato fiend (and, honestly, a bit of a snob).

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@alexxistexxxas That lowered bus is kinda awesome.

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@alexxistexxxas Where there’s fat, there’s flavor.

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@KittyCatEmpire @BookJockey2
HR and legal may need to get involved.

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@EmmaScott Only the old recipe! It’s gotten too thin and watery in the last few years.

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@meghanttucker

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@alexxistexxxas @Dostilline

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@alexxistexxxas

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@meghanttucker

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@LittleMissLizz You’re so wonderfully weird. I love it.

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@meghanttucker We don’t deserve cats.

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@alexxistexxxas You’d look amazing even in a burlap sack, but I’m all for comfiness.

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@EmmaScott The Birdcage 2: The Bird Nest

Original story of that shit-ass hairdo.

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@heyyguido Haven’t seen that configuration before. Only ever saw the Vajankle before.

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