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Witty & likes titties, hacked at 826k followers, Wakanda 200m Record Holder, 🌚🌝 {Awe/Some}

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“West Wing aide”

[#ThunderUp @LPCMilzy]

AI & its not even close

[Rob Lopez @r0bato]

Bucky in Wakanda

[Vince Williams @VinnyVidiVici98]

I’ve seen Mike T go over and beg AB to return a punt. Mike T “Come on AB we need one.” AB “Alright man just know, price going up.” - He took it to the house lol

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Trump administration dropped its request to subpoena a list of Jewish people at the University of Pennsylvania, according to a court filing. https://t.co/tVsVYIHAZr

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Donald Trump’s spiral continues. The failed president, pocketing billions as he drives up prices, is afraid to lose the midterms. So he will reheat debunked election conspiracy theories and tell bizarre new lies to deny his 2020 defeat and attack voting rights. This is a disaster for Trump puppet Mike Collins. Already mired in scandal, Mike will now have to double down on conspiracy theories toxic in the General Election. From the start, Trump’s obsession with Georgia elections revealed his fury that Black voters were instrumental to his defeat. I'm asking concerned citizens nationwide to join me and support our voter protection efforts in Georgia.

[Akhaveli @AKZionz]

the way i read this in my head....i def spent too much time in philly

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

You gotta be under a certain body fat percentage to pull off the goatee look

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham.....

[casual @cssavedme]

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Kenya's Wanyonyi breaks 1,000m world record https://t.co/zxJgSuvpvr https://t.co/zxJgSuvpvr

[dank @cptdankkk]

Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players

“When I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was evaluating, I went through the whole process and sat with a bunch of people, and what they was offering I ain't really need. It was kind of already slotted, so I leaned on the union a lot more”

“A lot of the agents came and was like, ‘Yeah, we'll move you to L.A. We'll get you a trainer, put some money in your pocket,’ and I was like, ‘For what? Do I gotta give the money back?’ They was like, ‘Nah, but standard agent fee is 4%.’ I'm starting to do the math, and a house, car, and all that, whatever he was offering, is a lot less than what 4% would have been”

“Long story short, the math wasn't mathing for me. I ended up being the third pick. I think because I came in like that, a lot of people, I think it was the agents, they tried to slander my name a little bit, put it in the media that he's too this, he's too that. Ended up backfiring. It all worked out in the end”

“With the union, we pay dues. All the players in the NBA pay dues. We all pay like $10,000 out of our salary that goes to hiring lawyers, hiring staff, CEO, everything that you need to lead a company that works for us. So all of that is our resources that we all pay for, that we agree to. Once I learned that, I just started using it”

“I'm talking about you can get private investigations done. They give referrals for financial advisors. All type of stuff. Foundation wise, health insurance, whatever you need. They have a liaison that's paid to make sure that you get it done. So I put it on their desk like, ‘I need you to get this done.’ And they do because that's their job”

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The American people have a message for President Trump: sign the damn bill.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s family has reportedly asked Barack Obama to come visit him in the hospital to see if a reminder of McConnell’s unfulfilled dream of making Obama a one-term president could wake him up from his coma.

[Devin @destodev]

@NFL_DovKleiman It’s fuckin AI 😂😂 people are too dumb

[Welsh @welshmemelord]

Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Impressed that FIFA has done this. Once other leagues and teams recognize that fans want something + it’s a revenue stream, tickets will be back.