Jess 💙

Dog will hunt.

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.

The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking

[Josh @synthsontoast]

SO NOW WE'RE MAKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK MUSIC

[pri | jinki’s honey ꕤ @98DW0MAN]

eu jamais teria sido a criança gayzinha que fui sem ele

[𝙸𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚎 🐝🌸 @Irenedrawsstuff]

Leaving this here

[shxa @shxacrdngx]

oh this is an absolutely tone & note perfect tribute btw

[Isaac de Castro @isaacdecastro]

We’re throwing Candace Owens a coming out party at the mask-mandatory Massachussets lesbian bar if anyone wants to come

[wyatt.today @wyatttoday]

no one:

absolutely no one:

candace owens:

[Emmtt @Micahsdaddy69]

LMAOOOOOOONDBSJA

[lily 🇵🇸 @flosfilm]

i love her so much for this

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

I thought Timothee chalamet turned up the heat on you hoes

[k @kirazepam]

mixing weed and alcohol on a late summer night

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

me rewatching my instagram stories for the 3rd time in the past hour

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

we did this to 2 million people

[lex 🧚🏽‍♀️ @perfxctpisces]

@Jeesa_Jay Madea is the same species as pennywise, hope this helps

[myka @holdmyseven]

I hate seeing straight people’s opinion on anything omfg everything always “confusing” to them

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Even if it WAS “just” Rihanna, why isn’t that one instance enough?

[Jake 🗝✨ @jakemoogle]

I never truly believed the ‘gay people are the funniest and creative people here’ until I saw this tweet. CRYING 😭

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

Courage trying to explain that he was just chased by horrors beyond human comprehension to Eustace & Muriel