Johnathan Jacobo

Every Villain Is Lemons

[Johnathan Jacobo @JDeee54]

Warranted response.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Crilly @m_acrylic]

drake... wheres the house?

[GameStop @gamestop]

We are investigating the incident.

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

The tiny beers are pissing me off. Stolen valor if you do this and act like it counts.

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Just one week after tearing her ACL, legendary skier Lindsey Vonn has completed her Olympic training run

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

No snacks today—because Mr. Rio the Bernese Mountain Dog has been running a full-time con job in this house.

A month ago he slipped getting down from his favorite throne (the couch) and tweaked a paw. We did the whole thing: vet visit, treatment, and strict instructions—rest, monitoring, and a few gentle exercises.

After that, I started my daily “inspection.” Short walk, quick look at the paw, and a treat as a reward—just to make sure everything was healing the way it should.

Well… Rio took notes.

Now he’s invented a new hobby: kitchen limping.

The second I walk toward the kitchen, he magically remembers he’s “injured.” Limp appears out of nowhere like a light switch. I say, “Nice try, Rio—no treats today,” and he locks eyes with me like I’ve committed betrayal on a historic level… then turns the limp up to 110% in full Oscar-worthy “tragic dog” performance.

And just when I thought I couldn’t be outplayed any harder…

Yesterday he switched paws.

I really believed I’d only get manipulated by humans. Turns out I live with a furry little actor.

[David Stern 🇭🇹 @TeamThirstTrap]

when you’re a jets fan

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

The Blue Jays’ last World Series appearance led to a one night stand involving a Hooters waitress that resulted in this kid being born.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Jah Wick (2025)

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

the most wholesome doggo tail moment �

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

These videos have had my algorithms in a chokehold this week

[emily 🍎 @emilyinqueens]

ah yes the new york san francisco giants

[Kori “Cameos are open” King @Kori_kiing]

Squidward when he tried a krabby patty:

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Is nothing sacred anymore

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

look what that money make a bitch do

[✞ @toshi0ps]

No this is fine. The North remembers The Lickening.

[br_betting @br_betting]

THURSDAY: Eagles-Cowboys
FRIDAY: Chargers-Chiefs
SATURDAY: CFB Slate
SUNDAY: Full NFL Week 1
MONDAY: Bears-Vikings

THIS WEEK IS GOING TO BE AWESOME 🤑