A skinny man gets into an elevator with a huge black guy and can’t help staring at him.
The big guy says, “Before you ask, I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, I have a 12-inch penis, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The little man faints on the spot.
When he comes around, he says, “I heard the first bit, but what did you say your name was again?”
The big guy says, “Turner Brown.”
The man says, “Thank the Lord … I thought you said ‘Turn around!’” 😄