J-Money

Where Money Goes Trouble Follows.

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

I wouldn't kill Hitler if I had a time machine. Instead I'd tell him that his paintings were really cool and encourage him to stick with it.

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

Probably gonna leave Twitter. It was cool for a bit. RIP.

[Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman]

A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

I am terminally online and pretty aware of shit I wish I wasn't. But I have no fucking clue what right wingers keep talking about with this squirrel shit and I sincerely don't think anyone normal does. It's a thing in their little bubble and there it shall remain.

[House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @JudiciaryGOP]

Justice for Peanut.

[catturd2.bsky.social @thetomzone]

Excited to announce we've put all the big numbers in the Math Jumbler and it told us to go fuck ourselves

[Word On The Birds @WordOnTheBirds]

“We fu**ing suck.”

— Dak Prescott

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

22 legit does a double take lmfao

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

OH MY! YOU JUST GOT BARKLEYED™️

@saquon | #FlyEaglesFly

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

Holy shit.

[PFF @PFF]

A reverse hurdle is crazy from Saquon 😭

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

Good. Marcus Hayes is a piece of shit and always has been.

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

“The next time you bring up my dead brother and my son again, you are going to see what I’m going to do to you and I’m going to have to... live with the consequences.”

Joel Embiid confronted and shoved columnist Marcus Hayes. From @KevinCooney
https://t.co/j8e34IPjCN

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

Fuck off you boring stodgy word nazis.

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

A team losing a game is not a "disaster."
Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs."
A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points.
If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than "never looked back."
In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases, redundancies and exaggerations.

[emily may @emilykmay]

trying to think about depictions in media of male characters who are masculine but have empathy, aren't emotionally distant, nor have the "dumb dad" trope and all i got so far is joel from parenthood

[Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum]

Trump volunteered to pay for the funeral of a murdered U.S. soldier. When the bill came, Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!”

https://t.co/oq8UH4nBd3

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: Look, I won't waste all of the time. I will talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Elon is on that stage jumping around skipping like a dipshit.

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

This really is an incredible amount of selflessness and sportsmanship.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Saquon Barkley wanted the young guys to play instead of going for his record. What a teammate.

@saquon | #FlyEaglesFly

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

*sighs, taps the chart again*

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

I’m sorry Kroger is doing what now

[Barry Petchesky @barry]

Related but I spent some time on the steppe and INSTANTLY got why Indo-Europeans all worship sky gods

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

@RossBarkan No one is saying "the press needs to do X to stop Trump". They're saying the press needs to cover Trump's fascism plainly and persistently because it's their duty.

[J-Money @JDollarSign]

What's the phrase "Hamas militants" doing in this sentence when the clear target is the entire population? Western newsrooms are so compromised.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is examining a plan to seal off humanitarian aid to northern Gaza in an attempt to starve out Hamas militants, a plan that could trap hundreds of thousands of Palestinians without food or water. https://t.co/6uzqEgQOwV