Dammit_Jimmy

I do stuff and things, with stuff ... and things.

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@Simo73189 I’m a citizen, not a subject. I’m also 1776% sure this guy does “rule” a damn thing.

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@scrowder Who?

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Remember that time you cut your campaign staff’s hours after they demanded a $15 minimum wage?

I do.

https://t.co/8cNdwv0Gcp

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Not only did Pedro Pascal, an actor on The Mandalorian, compare the United States and Nazi Germany, but he did so with a photo of "America in 2018" that is not actually from 2018 and also not actually from America. He still has his job.

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@scrowder Because you weren’t wearing two of them Steven! 🤦‍♂️

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This is actually a great commercial

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

While walking around downtown Tampa last night I came across an old friend, which lead to an emotional confession. #SBLV #TomBrady

[StanGronkNandez @StanGronkNandez]

This is still the greatest picture ever taken

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brady and Mahomes playing in the Super Bowl ⏳

[Jordan K. Green @jordonaut]

When I describe East Coast vs West Coast culture to my friends I often say "The East Coast is kind but not nice, the West Coast is nice but not kind," and East Coasters immediately get it. West Coasters get mad. 😂😂😂

[Brian Kilmeade @kilmeade]

One of best political ads I have seen!! @realDonaldTrump

[Aaron Buley @aaronbuley]

Me learning to code. 🤕

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@jfrappier https://t.co/Is6EjRrZBD

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@jfrappier @tfstaub @jfrappier I’ll save $8.21 if I buy 1 for $1.79 because I didn’t spend $10! And just think of all the things I can buy with $8.21! That’s like 4 more boxes of brown sugar!

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@jfrappier Yes. Instead of saying, “after you” when walking into or out of a room, and letting the other person go first; I now say, “before me.” The look of confusion is priceless.

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@aaronbuley Love this. #FamilyFun #StealingIt

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@__WhiPP__ Ask @kmruddy if you should touch it... if he says “no,” then it’s a database.

[Dammit_Jimmy @JDtheoriginal]

@jfrappier Did you use cotton candy M&Ms?!