Jess Culver

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Just realized that I haven’t tweeted in almost a year. 😂👋🏻

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

@Aaryn_Williams Costco brand!!! Kirkland diapers 👍🏻

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

@AliLupton Or for life in general. Because blush pink is the best color ever. LoL

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Dear weather, please please please wait to snow until I get back!! I want snow!! ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

@FunnyVines I just spit out my coffee. Literally. Lmbo!

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

So, that app where you can photoshop Santa in your living room is cute. But.... how are you going to preach to your kids that you have to be asleep/can’t see him or he will leave but there you are “snapping pictures” of him. Hmmm. 🤔🤔🤔 LoL

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Packing is the last thing I want to be doing. Especially on Christmas. 😭😭

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

I really dislike when Moms say “my kid is 24 months old.” Your kid is 2. Just say 2 😂

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

So many creepy looking Santa’s this year on my newsfeed 😳🙈🎅🏻

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

0 hrs of sleep. Im going to die of exhaution

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Dear Lord Jesus PLEASE help Eloise sleep. This mama needs sleep! 😴

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Que all of the mom's complaining about daylight savings.
Slight Pet peeve.

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Happiness is when your employees submit paperwork early! #counselorlife #paperworkneverends #supervisorlife

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Sleep deprivation will be the death of me. Up every hour. 😴😴😴

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Already terrifies me for how this night will go 🙈. Im soo tired. Cant think. Brain dead. BUT just 1 look at her cures everything 😃

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Also, the best sleep I get is from 9:30-12am. It is all down hill from there. The fact that it is only 11:30 and Eloise has woken 3x ➡

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

The amount of "are you okay's" that I've been getting at work lately tells me that I must be looking reallll rough #sleepdeprived

[Jess Culver @JDunn3]

Eloise's first night alone in her room was a success 👌 only 1 wake up! 😃🙌