Jonas

Just you every day person

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

It was such a joy getting to spend time with Joe and Jill, George and Laura, and Bill and Hillary last week. Barack and I will always be grateful for your constant friendship and support of our family over the years. 

(And George, thanks for the mints!)

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[Z1 Gaming @Z1GamingTV]

GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 Thanks to @Solarpunk_Game

I am giving away 2x Steam Keys for Solarpunk! Comment Below To Enter! Like + RT + Follow! Also Follow

@Solarpunk_Game

Winners will be picked on June 8th ! Good Luck!

https://t.co/5qdB9dAuEi

[Jonas @JDuvander]

Fun fact: Twitter/X is a publicly traded company again... sort of.

X was acquired by xAI in 2025, and xAI was then acquired by SpaceX in 2026.
With SpaceX now publicly traded, buying SpaceX stock indirectly gives you ownership in X, Grok, Starlink, and the rocket business.

[Jonas @JDuvander]

The Miliastra Wonderland Sports Games are underway! Join the "Time to Get Moving!" web event and head in-game to unlock even more Primogems! https://t.co/ojU0DqySYS

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@Gitz__ It not that usa is a terrible choice, it the timing and who the current administration is

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@Merrydawg Sound like it was deserved

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@Alienware @007GameIOI 💼

[ALIENWARE @Alienware]

To celebrate the release of 007 First Light with @007GameIOI, we've got free game codes up for grabs! To enter:

✅ Follow @Alienware
❤️ Like + RT this post
💬 Reply with a 💼

Winners chosen June 12th!

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@Crunchyroll oh that one got an anime, nice

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@Merrydawg i mean is the humiliation not that is DID sold out, so there is a demand ?

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@XFreeze Stolen clip from @Erdayastronaut

[Green Man Gaming @GreenManGaming]

🎁 DELUXE GIVEAWAY 🎁

We're giving away 5 LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight Deluxe Edition Steam keys!

Enter here: https://t.co/JGe9r9Re90
Best of luck! 💚

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

From Denmark.

Toilet brush🎵🎵

[Jonas @JDuvander]

Join the "Mage Nicole's Tea Party" web event and win Primogems and other amazing rewards! https://t.co/88AjbMXMiE

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@RegiciderC @holocuredev If all my builds are now worthless I will comeback and blame you /s

[fantayzia 💜🌙 @fantayziayt]

🩵 PARALIVES GIVEAWAY 🩵

i’m giving away 2 keys for Paralives early access! this ends tomorrow so be sure to enter while you can! 🥰

how to enter :
🩵 like this tweet
🩵retweet
🩵 follow me

thank you @ParalivesGame for making this giveaway possible!
#paralivespartner

[Jonas @JDuvander]

@itsmikutan What the heck miku remember her password 🤭

[DC News & Updates @DCMultiverses]

We're giving away a FREE Deluxe Edition digital copy of the LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight game! 🎮

HOW TO ENTER:
• Follow @DCMultiverses
• Repost this post
• Like this post
• Tag 1 friend per REPLY for extra entries

#LEGOBatmanGame

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A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks...

To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam.

Examiner: When did the USA gain independence?

Spy: July 4, 1776

Good. How many continents are there?

- Easy peasy, seven.

Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in?

- Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of-

*gets cut off*

-Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now.

Examiner: Who first discovered America?

Spy: Most people think Christopher Colombus did, but actually Leif Erikson first discovered the lands of our blessed country, America.

Who was the first President of the United States?

- Peyton Randolph. George Washington was the country's first *elected* president. But he was by no means the country's first president.

At this point, the examiner realised this dude was a spy, because an actual American doesn't know shit.