JEA 🇲🇽

🇲🇽 🇦🇲 2020 North Jersey Father of the Year. EPA 💙 Rutgers 2019. Mets, Devils, Giants. Nets.

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

Look at my header

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

I’m never making it home from Vegas 😔

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

⚠️❄️ NWS has issued a Winter Storm Watch for the NYC Metro Area from tonight through Tuesday. Heavy snow is possible with accumulations of 5 to 8 inches. The forecast remains highly sensitive to major changes. Further updates on the way this morning…

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

Four years ago today, the world ended. Blame Gobert (rightfully so), blame whoever was in office at the time, whatever. But just know, THIS is what started it.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

“Put those legs up, birthday boy you know what time it is!”

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

TY 🫡

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

Getting questioned by homeland security after calling two tall guys on the same team “twin towers”

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

a full-length basketball court has been installed in the middle of Indianapolis International Airport to welcome fans to next month's #NBAAllStar2024 🤩

in 49 states it's just basketball, but this is Indiana.

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

I heard this was recorded a few days ago on January 6th and it’s gonna be a 13 minute interview. For more info, google “John Stockton January 6th” and “Karl Malone 13”

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

A once-in-a-lifetime duo sits down to tell their story.

Stay tuned tomorrow 👀

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

@charlieo_conn So basically the pond scene Oppenheimer but Hayes is Oppy, Gauthier is Einstein, and Strauss is Philly

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

HC: Slowking
OC: Alakazam
DC: Gardevoir
Strength + Conditioning: Buzzwole
Training Staff: Blissey
Cheerleaders + Dancers: Ludicolo and the Oricorios
Halftime show: Exploud

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

QB: Passimian
RB: Abra (coach’s son)
TE: Baxcalibur
WR: Blaziken
WR: Zoroark
Slot: Hawlucha
LT: Hariyama
LG: Rhyperior
C: Darmanitan (already in a 3 point stance)
RG: Mr. Mime
RT: Bastiodon

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Anyway NFL starting 22 made entirely of Pokemon

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

DE: Pongoro
DT: Ursaluna
DT: Beartic
DE: Bewear
CBs: Dodrios (thats 85 and the Bears)

OLB: Obstagoon
MLB: Hypno
OLB: Magmortar
FS: Magnezone (sub out for Mantine if we go into man coverage)
SS: Zangoose (tell him Seviper is on the other team)

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

@TylerIAm Trill Withers??? The ham champion???

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

All those people in Times Square right now

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

wingstop shamefully moving a little further from the scores after every loss 😭

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

He’ll be back in August and they’ll spin it as he’s the trade deadline acquisition

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Ronny Mauricio has a torn ACL and will require surgery, reports @martinonyc

[Rutgers Men’s Basketball 🏀 @RutgersMBB]

Back where it belongs 🏆

#TheKnighthood🛡️⚔️

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

.@NjTank99 arrives at Seton Hall

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Ohtani is making enough money to fund one round of Ukrainian aide by himself

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

@TylerIAm Could have 7 Connor McDavids for that amount

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

Ohtani just funded an entire small city with the tax money

[Samurai Hoops @samurai_hoops]

Samurai Sources tell The Dojo…

Rutgers is expected to move on from their Adidas apparel deal at the completion of their contract at the end of the 23-24 season and join @Nike

Expect both Ace Bailey and Dylan Harper to have the Swoosh across their chest next season #StayTuned

[JEA 🇲🇽 @JEABitW]

Updated Mexico sports rankings:

1. MMA (Grasso is carrying)
2. Baseball
3. Boxing
4. Basketball
5. F1
6. Golf
7. Archery
8. Synchronized Diving
9. Women’s Weightlifting
10. Soccer (or whatever it is those pendejos have been doing the last 3 years).

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The best rookies in the NBA according to @hoopshype global rating