Jealous Craig

satan's little helper
FML FTW FTP
E.W.M.N.

[Jealous Craig @JEALOUUUS]

Police body cams should not be able to be turned off. They should stream publicly online, searchable by badge number. You should be able to flag them for review by a third party task force against police brutality. Badges should have demerit points.

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@sports8 @ringmagazine His prime was a bit short-lived for ATG conversation

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Clothing sites: stop styling unisex hats on tiny model women how am I supposed to know how a hat sits on a head that's not fuckin tiny

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

DJ Quik reacts and agrees with a fan who says he’s the legendary producer everyone thinks Dr. Dre is.

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@Tony_Jeffries @jakepaul #70 in the world

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@ringmagazine Usyk Parker

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Dance like nobody's watching

Me watching: ew

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@SteveBoxman Anticlimactic

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@SecondsOutLive I hope they do let the man finally have his shot

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@TheRealBig5ive4 @DailyLoud Not in the tweet I replied to 🤷

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@TheRealBig5ive4 @DailyLoud How future the father when Gucci his father

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@RealRickGlaser1 People struggling with the word icon, I see

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AI image generators have totally vindicated those of us who can't draw hands for shit

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All I see is Superbowl except not a single moment from the game. Not a snippet

[Shak Lambert @ #TIFF26 @ShakExcellence]

The cinephile I want to be vs. the cinephile I actually am

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

walking out of the bob dylan movie and wondering why I didn't know any of the songs or why he was a monkey

[DMX @DMX]

Merry DMXmas

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Tried to phone a loved one for help/ advice but foolishly chose my mother and now I just want to die quietly

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I saw a meme about pumping creed in the garage while you crush beers and bench press and like damn why does that sound so good to me

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I got Parker defeating dubois by stoppage within 8 rounds. Parker got the IQ and stamina needed to beat a young puncher

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@MichaelBensonn Two guys scared to close the distance