Jake's Enormous Dick

if James Bond was 9 feet tall and 500 pounds then i'd be the James Bond of dicks...

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@Matt_Chambers pussy

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Whoever says "you can't fit 10 pounds of shit into a 5 gallon bucket" apparently has never seen Jake fuck a midget.

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Can't get Jake up... Guess he's just returning the favor since I guess he couldn't get me up last night...

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Could Jake buy any smaller pants??!! Give a dick some air dog... #damn

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@danecook I could probably fit completely in your butt.

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“@Misstabstevens: Oh My! What a BIG penis you have! Don't get it in my....... - http://t.co/s1Tyg1l” ....Sorry babe.

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@Brooke_Trow I remember the sweetheart Brooke I knew. Where'd that girl go lol

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I give bitches stitches. #literally

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@michaelianblack wanna sext?

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I do too. The Dr. Always looks at me like I'm a fucking idiot... “@Brooke_Trow: I fuggin hate physicals -____-”

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@tiMorieu wanna sext?

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@Fleshlight I wish you guys would make a fleshlight that I could fit in!!!

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your welcome... “@jennajameson: I finally got my stress relieved this morning! #lifeisgood”

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I really hope Jake takes me fishing this weekend. I'm tired of going to the moose and then nearly splitting helpless girls in half. #overit

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I got a big head.

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Wish New Era made a fitted that fit my tip. Tired of wearing beanies when it's 90 out. #ugh

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Jake doesn't fuck on the first date... But I do. #sup

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Jake's trying to get me to smoke a cigar... #fuckilooklike

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If Jake shuts me in the front door one more time and doesn't even apologize I'm gonna fucking flip. #fuckmeright

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I just threw myself into Jakes zipper as he was zipping up. Motherfucker deserves it since he just stepped on my J's... #paybackbitch