Jordan Lemons

Believer • Wife • Mom • and just a really cool person

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

I’m having a @BrianReganComic moment because @Kleenex really missed a marketing opportunity here.

[GKAISACITYMEET @GKAISAOfficial]

Congratulations to the following seniors from Jefferson City Swim Club:
-Elsa Rosser
-Lily Kate Purdom
-Braden Lanham
-Maddox Atkins

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

Rollercoaster of 3-year old emotions from this morning:

7am - “mommy I’m gonna marry you!”
7:30am - mental breakdown bc his brother was wearing the boots he wanted to wear (which are brother’s)
7:50am - after dropping brother at school, “I’m gonna miss him”

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

Six-year-olds are awesome. This morning mine told me that he knew a college word and it was photosynthesis. And then he told me that Bigfoot lives behind the playground at school.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

My son is talking about some animal and I can’t figure out what it is. It sounds like a mix between koala and walrus. Koalrus.

I’d like to see a cartoon of this animal.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

Me: oh the garbage truck hasn’t run yet
Jase: it’s not trash day
Me: yes it is, it’s Wednesday
Jase: it’s not trash day, it’s baseball season.
#conversationswithjase

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

I dare you to try and convince me our country wasn't better when kids had birthday parties at McDonald's with ashtrays on the table.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

3yo: Me never alone cause God is always with me.
Me: aw that’s right buddy!
3yo: did you know Spiderman is God?

and now we have to have a conversation about blasphemy.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

3yo: Mom, milk comes from cows!
Me: yep!
3yo: and water comes from sea horses!
Me: umm
3yo: and honey badgers come from God!

Two out of three isn’t bad I guess.

[Trillia Newbell @trillianewbell]

Praying and weeping and learning about orgs we can support.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

“Hot pool” = hot tub
#jaseisms

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

Something my three year old has been saying a lot lately is “you never know!” as he shrugs his shoulders… And I think that’s a perfect description of the hopefulness of kids. #jaseisms

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

And now these two remain: holo and peve. But the greatest of these is peve.

[Scott James @scott_h_james]

As delta cases surge and public health guidance adapts in response to new information (like it’s supposed to do), please support & pray for frontline healthcare workers. As hospital wards fill up again, many of us are experiencing frustration, anxiety, & straight up PTSD.

[Michael Catt @MichaelCatt]

Honestly, we are hypocrites when we raise missions money in the names of Lottie Moon & Annie Armstrong, applaud missionaries like Bertha Smith and then attack women like Beth Moore.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

Been playing this on repeat all week. To tap your feet, listen to “He has made a way.” To be floored (and maybe cry?) listen to “There is a Mountain.” Listen to the whole thing for the whole story.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine.

@VUMChealth

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

6 year old: “if your butt’s on fire, you need to slap it.”

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Be kind to people. So much of this hate burgeoning around us is rooted in fear. People who are scared often cope by hiding their vulnerability under a mean exterior. We’re called to be kind to people—not because they earned it but—because Jesus has been inconceivably kind to us.

[Jordan Lemons @JEJLemonade]

I never want to forget how my two year old says cwoc-uh-die-wul