Jared

why so serious?

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@_Briannananana Space Jam will hold up forever 😆

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

When does Jokic start sweating?

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong There’s jack in the boxes that come without bullet holes? Wtf

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@avar52 @shummel22 That’s not how things work out here

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

I’ve never been to more than one barbershop in a single day my entire life. Until today. 4 barbershops later and apparently I’m growing my hair out now

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@shummel22 “One hour wait”
“Two hour wait”
“Only take appointments”
I finally just gave up 😅

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong Smh you know I don’t work weekends 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong Cool cool I know loads of good spots in downtown Gresham

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong Do you want an urban background or a marsh?

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong I work every day but weekends and holidays and whenever I don’t want to

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong Pick me! 🙋🏼‍♂️ Pick me! 🙋🏼‍♂️

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong @avar52 It’s only bars that don’t have stabbing insurance 🤷🏽‍♂️ that shit can get expensive

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong @avar52 Do the bars stay open after 10? They gotta close early in the dirty G to avoid knife fights

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@avar52 @optimisticDsong I’m always in the Dirty B bro

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong Come out to the dirty G

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@optimisticDsong Like iced coffee?

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

Sometimes I start to think I’m developing Parkinson’s and then realize I’m on my 8th cup of coffee

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@_Briannananana Just pick one and I’m there! Except a vegetarian one. I won’t be there for a vegetarian one

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

Very important PSA:
It’s Portland Burger Week

Who wants to down some burgers with me?

[Jared @JELLoshots21]

@ChrisHummel2 Lez do it. I got 59 left to try