Kool Josh 😎

Im not having a good time ~(*3*)~

[IY @IY_02496]

How marvel civilians will look at you when they learn that instead of getting your powers through a medieval torture method you got them simply at birth:

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

arrests for touching water in the Reflecting Pool, no arrests for murders committed by ICE or of criminal pedophiles in the Epstein files.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

my old ass staraptor from hisui is yelling slurs because a male whimsicott tried to use charm on him😨

[Wo-Chien @WodashChien]

yet again

[Arkax 🧪⚠ @AraFriki86085]

So you remenber how the first rule of internet safety was about not telling your real name or showing your face to anyone?

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

The first Pokémon Unite match has arrived to Pokémon Horizons ✨

[Irelyth 🐉🌹 LiLYTH @Irelyth]

Si comprar no es ser dueño, entonces piratear no es robar. 🥀

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they simply aren’t doing their jobs.

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hope it passes in EVERY state!!

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

How does this video perfectly explain what is wrong with Age Verification laws lol

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

how come these cameras never work when men are running around the city punching women in the face.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Wow it’s almost like “tough on crime” doesn’t actually work and you have to address the root causes

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Americans be like "I'll vote my way out of this!"

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

god i cant wait to ruin my day on a random tuesday while i wait at the bus stop

[BikeMan @BikeMan]

I love that nothing is going right for the bad guys in this story.

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."