yung faberge egg

she/her 🍮

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

“Fleishman is in trouble? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time."

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

No❤️that’d be bad

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

@ertheynoh first they came for serving and i did not speak up for i do not serve

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Not Putin falling down stairs and soiling himself amid health woes!

[pat regan @poregan]

There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest

[pat regan @poregan]

I actually think having something notarized is a satanic ritual

[pat regan @poregan]

I want to get an office job and respond to every email “honestly it’s whatever” and see if i can not get fired

[pat regan @poregan]

i am literally bethenny frankel (sent an email during my lunch break)

[pat regan @poregan]

When i was little i used to be afraid teresa’s wedding hair would come to life and get me🤣🤣🤣

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me and my best friend in the Wendy’s drive thru in high school after smoking weed out of an apple

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I could easily overpower nine senior citizens

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me choosing deodorant at CVS

[Dulcé Sloan @dulcesloan]

I’m in England, Great Britain AND the United Kingdom all at the same time?! Girl! What is the name of this country?

[pat regan @poregan]

Lisa Rinna’s daughters have moved to New York every season for the last 6 seasons

[pat regan @poregan]

The thing is when you get in a pool it’s like… ok … what now?