Jess Sweetser III

MD at Dark Star Capital | sink the ship | “that’s my wife’s department, I’m just the revenue guy”

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

Golf is beyond shrinkability. JS3 will be moving home to st Andrews. @barstoolsports is 95% the reason of my decision and @AaronQuinn716 is the other 5%. I long to be amongst a pretentious group of white hairs once again who understand this game

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@AaronQuinn716 Aaron, respectfully you are a moron. It’s evident you have never achieved anything worthwhile in your career because if you had you would understand how much it really takes anybody to do what cam has. Consider yourself blackball’d this game is for gentleman not the likes of you

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@critsergolf You are always welcome in the bubble, Ian. You may never know my identity but just know that when out at BFCC I am around. We all consider you one of the guys

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@SadBadgerFan @bretceleste_ Andy,

Respectfully how many elite top 10 type players have you even seen play live? Justin rose only plays a cut. Adam Scott only plays a draw. Just two examples. If you saw Colin hit a golf ball in person you’d wonder how he even shoots above 65 on any course in any situation

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@michaelblockpga 🤡

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

Man Duke is the gayest school alive

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@seminolesammy69 As a former d1 golfer can I hop in here

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@CoreyCrenshawIV @rattail_fred @DonnyRoss1872 Best part - if all else fails, try left handed!

[Fred “Diddly” Ridley, J.D. @rattail_fred]

@JESThree Jim Donovan this, Jamie Dimon that, Sydney Sweeney is destined to deal

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

Sydney would be an assassin in deal negotiations @rattail_fred for #DarkStarCapital

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Sydney Sweeney is an American icon.

"In this political climate, as a white woman, I want to give you an opportunity to apologize for saying you have good genes."

"No."

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@rattail_fred @100CoursesQuest Wow Max, didn’t know you were a hoo! Let’s all get together at Farmington soon 🤝

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called gitchie gumme

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@BigDick_Rick420 @UESgolf @sethraynorr Nobody gets it. You probably tweeted this from a halal stand in Hoboken where you’re currently 25 cents short of being able to afford a meal. Maybe Riggs will come home early from the adidas outlet and flip you quarter so you can eat lunch today

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@MarkHannaBurner Mark,

If Pro Bono doesn’t work out I can refer you to ours who got JS4 out of multiple DUI’s his senior year at Exeter. Just #letmeknow

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@100CoursesQuest @RalphCox1980 It’s cotton aura

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@NOTdaRealGil Also Gil, going to throw in one I rarely hear mentioned but Butler National has an awesome one

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@NOTdaRealGil There is no better place to #sinktheship than Essex County Club LR

[Jess Sweetser III @JESThree]

@philly_colector @flopfather All just top class spots, not to even mention Saucon Valley… in my opinion NY will always be number 1 But PA is my personal 2nd ranked state for golf. The whole state is just littered with gems