Christian Jones

Sperm Cell Olympic Gold medalist, Chef, One half of @everybodyeatsoh

[Christian Jones @JET_LIFEJONES]

Lip busted in Rolling Loud mosh pit

Spent 4x my annual salary

Impregnated by random Cuban woman

Lost a pair of Vans

Flight home cancelled

Missed rebooked flight

...Kept this same energy

[Christian Jones @JET_LIFEJONES]

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@goutemoix Shoulda went for happy hour, that shit half off

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[Christian Jones @JET_LIFEJONES]

“You turned water into wine. I know you can turn these ladies into hoes”

-Malcom Sex

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What y’all on tonight?

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I’m all over the place in a way I’ve never been before I just really hope there’s peace on the other end of all of this 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Christian Jones @JET_LIFEJONES]

The range of emotions I go through in a day has been extremely exhausting lately.

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@SmartGuyChris Fuck this I’m going to sleep

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@SmartGuyChris Nevermind I see errybody shit fumblin

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@SmartGuyChris Yo shit trippin or it’s my wifi?

[Mindset Moody @MindsetMoody]

#DearBlackMen…

[Christian Jones @JET_LIFEJONES]

The fact that I can kinda hold a conversation in Spanish without any formal education (I failed Spanish in highschool) is actually pretty fucking dope. S/o to me!

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@monee_talks I mean it’s a fair question 😂😂

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This shit on CNN is absolutely crazy.

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@ZeeToThe Push is a psychopath man lol that shit was evil. A week later Drake was talking to Elliot Wilson about how it bothers him that nobody says the biggest artist in the world (Aubrey) is a black man.

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Man I am not good. Fuck it tho

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4th grade Ash Wednesday in catholic school lol I saw kids getting crosses put on their foreheads and was like “oh wow this is a cult” then lunch came around and they still had it on their heads I thought it was gon be a mass suicide or something. Refused to eat 😂

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@ZeeToThe I walk past that shit regularly and never noticed. Thought it was just empty up there