Juliet

silly girl
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[Juliet @JETtwt]

Every song should start the way Ballroom Blitz does with the singer asking each band member if they're ready, so the listener can rest easy in the knowledge that everyone was ready to play the song

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A couple was spotted in Turkey using a cat as a tripod 😂

[Juliet @JETtwt]

@sainimatic This rules🙏

[horse @horsetwting]

you're forgetting someone

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A calico cat named Yontama has been officially appointed stationmaster in Japan

She will be the third cat to hold the position at Kishi Station

[癒しの動物 @animalkyat]

合成にしか見えないシロクマ親子見て

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Hail the Oxford comma

[Find me on bsky @colin-fraser.net @colin_fraser]

I hate this age

[nick @lovechazelle]

there’s a new chalamet out that’s supposed to be nuts

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

the cinema-as-it-is is actually perfectly designed for my ADHD mind because it’s a distraction-free zone

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

No. Jews, as a group, do not bear responsibility for the actions of the Israeli state, just as Muslims, as a group, cannot be held accountable for Islamist terrorist attacks. Any insinuation to the contrary, or any attempt to normalise such thinking, is unacceptable.

[Jeff Ewing @ReelJeffEwing]

This is so genuinely offensive, recreating a famous photo of workers with the enemies of workers

[Yuno. @YunoClips]

Well that’s not gonna help

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

It really is, people tend to default to being so aggressive or condescending to strangers on here without even realising they’re doing anything antagonistic or unpleasant — they genuinely don’t seem to internalise that they’re interacting with other people

[louis @pikalouis]

spotify said my listening age is 17

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Getting ads on Mad Men HBO Max because I have the cheap version. That’s okay. I’m pretending Don and his friends made all the ads.