ilovegarfield23

mean what you say, tweet what you mean. these are the things i think i think... i steal all my own jokes.

[ilovegarfield23 @JEWBASTANK]

I feel like I’m geneticized to always do the most.. 😵‍💫😓

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Never take advice from ghosts.. they’re ghosts for a reason

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Met Eddie in my dream last night #evenflow

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@im_ok_ur_ok I’ve seen the seeds purify sewer water stg 🙏

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Dreamt I Karened out at a laser tag place cause they wouldn’t let me wear Orange. #letmeplay!

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@pinkthopter Punch myself in the nose pretending a coat hanger was a 🏹

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Why does matcha taste like carrot juice?

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Worlds collide at Druid Hill Park

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My monthly check in call with Michelle from the census bureau is my surrogate therapy

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Uggg, Y are there Germans everywhere!

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Will I ever wake up and not have Lily Allen stuck in my head?!?

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You have German Roomate’s for 6 months and all the sudden your getting fake German horse work out ads in your feed https://t.co/rLkqwCWYB7

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@im_ok_ur_ok @im_ok_ur_ok finally fulfilling my dream in August! About to be Patbania

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@tweetsbehardman @im_ok_ur_ok I am Dua!

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My Venn diagram

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Why won’t Godzilla date me 😭😭😭

[Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju]

A teenage girl fulfills her lifelong dream of going on a date with Godzilla.

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

@GenoStone22 You’re Dead to us, You’re Dead to me‼️

[ilovegarfield23 @JEWBASTANK]

I used to be a Fluoride truther.. now I have prescription fluoride toothpaste… I’m the real cavity

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Nachos are either my greatest strength or Achilles heel… only time will tell 🧘