Jeremy Elleman

[. @shfanacc100]

It’s not funny, he’s just hot😔😭😭 #snl

[Jeremy Elleman @JElleman12]

@shaneologist You’re biased because you love Connor. The only reason we haven’t turned it off yet is Connor.

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@starlikemagic That highlight has to do a lot of leg work to make up for the fact that neither sketch so far has been remotely funny.

[Bobo @unhappybobo]

Please can we have ONE funny skit im begging love Connor but snl is intolerable so far omg

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They can pry my plastic oxo cutting board out of my cold, dead, microplastic-endocrine-disrupted hands.

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The least believable part of the MS13 knuckle tattoo story is that a gang member would get anything tattooed in such a lame font. Sans serif fonts just don’t fit the gangster brand.

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Love some good choreography and merriment.

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I don’t care much about football but I would ABSOLUTELY be willing to coach Ohio State to get beat by Michigan for about 25% what they pay Ryan Day.

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@RepWeinstein The leader in fertilization.

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@Scottcrates “We’re going to have a little bit of dialogue…” he really meant the little part lol

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@Grammarly You should invite @uofnorthgeorgia to attend.

[Ohio Dept of Transportation @ODOT_Statewide]

Good morning! We've received multiple reports from across Ohio of a large bright, circular, object in the sky. We have confirmed that it is the sun. It has been a while since we've seen it. Enjoy and safe travels!

[Jeremy Elleman @JElleman12]

I regret posting this. I have since shown up to the airport without my wallet/ID.

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I watched someone wait in the TSA line with no photo ID today, just a social security card. His lady friend was waiting on the other side of the security checkpoint. I would have left him. Literally and figurative.

[Jeremy Elleman @JElleman12]

Anyone else miss the lobby bridge from early Grey’s so bad?

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There’s just something about that music teacher with the boomwhackers on TikTok that gets under my skin. Someone do something about this.

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@Jim_Jordan made a speech about how American people are hungry for change, but doesn’t change require actually passing bills?

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@rosymn74 @LarrySchweikart @Fritschner Easy there with facts. Larry’s just worried about his grift (pretending to be a professor to sell books).

[Jeremy Elleman @JElleman12]

@MehekCooke How are you going to tweet this 🗑️ like it’s some smoking gun of Sherrod Brown taking a controversial take? He is siding with what is likely the majority of Ohioans and in line with his takes in the past. No surprise here.

[Jeremy Elleman @JElleman12]

Is this stuff showing up on anyone else’s FYP??

https://t.co/PlEoj0HUCO

[Jeremy Elleman @JElleman12]

Who came up with the idea for these videos? Why did they either think:

A) “let’s make people who need free food play carnival games to earn it”

B) “let’s have people play carnival games for the lamest prizes ever”

https://t.co/AjaPa6OvU6