J.F. Bernard

Financial Advisor at Assante Wealth Management. Horror movie buff, single malts and baseball … should be enough for you to figure out if we’re friends or not.

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I might have changed career this year, but I am still keenly interested in Shakespeare’s work and what it says about us. On Nov. 22, I’ll be talking about Shakespeare, about my father, and about our complex relationships to memory and forgetting. Join me if you’re interested.

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@billburr such good news! It's been a long, shitty, covid-filled road since we initially urchased our tickets, but we finally get to welcome you back to Montreal. Cannot wait!
https://t.co/rS3b77Cpyj

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@MrSavalette @DLNexus similar experience for me as well !

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People in glass houses should always wear pants.

You come to me for the big ideas, and I don’t disappoint. Don’t forget to like, share, and send cheese.

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2021 and all that…

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@frederikbk

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@deadmeatjames it will be a while before I can introduce my newborn son to your kill counts, but in the meantime,I’m hoping osmosis helps… :)

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@DDDrewDaniel Sitting on 39 currently means that, much like for my book on melancholy, the only way I can properly face what’s to come is to first read what @DDDrewDaniel has to say about it (and rage with envy!)

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@TChalmersLaw well said, i totally agree!

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Here’s to new beginnings and not looking back! So proud to say I am officially joining Assante Wealth Management as a financial advisor, as part the the amazing team at Gestion Privee-Hardy Rancourt.

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@AaronOttinger Good on you avoiding that scam. Tough to walk away, but absolutely the right move.

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Reviewer 2 can fuck right off

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@MrSavalette A fucking men

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Zack Snyder is the filmmaking equivalent of those student essays that begin with “since the beginning of time.” #ArmyOfTheDead

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To the student who referred to the "mid evil period" in your essay:

1) you're wrong.
2) you are definitely on to something...
🤔

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Ideally, we should all want to live in a world where it's acceptable to log on late to a zoom meeting because you were digging your dog a snow toilet.

You come to me for big ideas and i don't disappoint, Thank you for your patronage.

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Reason I’m leaving academia #65

Susan Harlan does not do the SAA anymore.

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Reason I’m leaving academia #91

I’m so late on a book proposal, i already got the rejection email

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Reason I’m leaving academia #45

I used all the adverbs.

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Reason I’m leaving academia #78

When I mentioned to a professor at my defence that things got nastier than I expected, she said “it’s not a good defence without blood in the water.” I told her she’d mixed up prospectus defence and cage diving with sharks. She did not laugh.