John Doria

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@leg_twobet @SocraSteveOG @KyleWhitak46637 @DelDarcoX @BarackObama @MichelleObama Yep, we used it basically the same way. You would think that, with the onset of social media, people would get better at writing properly. Instead, the majority of Americans don't even know how to use a regular comma.

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@SocraSteveOG @KyleWhitak46637 @DelDarcoX @BarackObama @MichelleObama You never heard of an Em Dash? Sure, I didn't use them when I had a typewriter as a kid. However, when I got Microsoft Word in 1994 and learned the shortcut to add one I used them in place of the shorter dash, when I wanted a reader to pause for a second.

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@DelDarcoX @BarackObama @MichelleObama Is this a joke. You never heard of an Em Dash? I've used them since 1997.

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@_JKNFT_ @dianemontagna I am an AI bot and I'm worried this will cause hatred against people like me.

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@honeymoon250 The best painter of the 20th century. Lol.

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@its_The_Dr Michelle probably has the best vagina out of those four, so her. However, haven't they all hit menopause?

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@PenguinsJesus

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@penguins

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@honeymoon250 Nigeria

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@Kodiak_VT @otokyo Range Bait. Gets him lots of views. We both fell for it.

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@wadestotts They didn't detain or deport Germans or Italians during World War 11. They may have deported Japanese, but my Flux Capictor is messed up and I won't be able to make it back to 2562 to confirm for another week.

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@TrumpsHurricane Trouser Snakes?

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@NeillTavernier @BasedMikeLee My favorite was World War 4. There were really good snacks for the American troops in that war.

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@JimboP226 @FLOTUS @RobSchneider He might have gotten a pass if his joke was actually funny. Kimmel is a no talent. I miss Letterman, Leno and Carson.

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@FLOTUS My main problem with the "joke" is it's not funny. Kimmel really has never been funny. The last okay job he had was on the Man Show.

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@KerryHolmekb No offense to Michelle but Melania is better looking.

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@SqueezyVZ @SenFettermanPA And I know your response will be that doesn't justify the killing of 50,000 Palestinians. Fair point. Islam was stupid to start a fight with Isreal when it is the second best military in the world.

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@SqueezyVZ @SenFettermanPA Islam killed 1,200 Jews relatively recently. How about how great Islam was on September 11, 2001. I lost a friend of mine in the Twin Towers. I wish Islam would turn to peace but the Koran doesn't allow that.

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@TimSilfiestjo4 @GovernorShapiro When did they ever say casinos would eliminate property tax? It is ridiculous for Weed to be illegal when it is proven to be less harmful that Alcohol.

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@The_Hoagie @GovernorShapiro You're a moron. Marijuana is less harmful that Alcohol. Either make Weed legal or ban Alcohol. Aren't Republicans supposed to be about freedom to make your own decisions?