John Schulz

Web nerd. Bass head. he/him

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@trq212 @wallstsavage80 If you're making a new one, I'd love to see it on Bluesky as well 🙏

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

That's Mandy Schulz. Get the name right. No "t" but ALL the T!

Love you, sis

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Mandy Schultz: Two members of the board served as FBI witnesses. Y'all don't understand how elections are run. Or you do, and you don't like the results. Member King's husband is running for Secretary of State. She can't vote to take over Fulton County elections when her husband is on that ballot.

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@RozenMD @elithrar I've gotten good results from https://t.co/CyhiLTdeBD

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@elithrar @dok2001 @opencode I've enjoyed this plugin https://t.co/CyhiLTdeBD

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@zebassembly Same, which is why I'm mostly on 🦋. I'm basically only drawn back here to read about Cloudflare stuff. I would love to see y'all over there!

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@ibuildthecloud @DuckyCloud0 https://t.co/aNLKvreOqP

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@threepointone @appfactory DO's in Africa, please!

https://t.co/C2K4EkNip0

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@KentonVarda @simonw This would unlock so much for us (and the users/situations that could benefit most, IMO)

Most of the Internet is slow around there, but Cf has Workers *right next to them*. Unfortunately, storage is across the world with everything else https://t.co/p1hI6iExO0

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

AYFKM?! FTFG

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@ryanflorence @jordwalke In your homeschool?!

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@cyanhex A friend / former co-worker @btj is there working on Sites

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@cyanhex Congratulations! Hope you have a great time. Not sure if you already knew but Couch is there!

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@trueadm @necolas Funny, Nicolas (and me from 15-ish years ago) is who I was thinking of when I was watching the event stuff!

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

I was at this one in 2011 and I'll be there in 2025 next week!

Who else is going?!

[JSConf @jsconf]

THROWBACK THURSDAY 📸 Who's coming to JSConf 2025? 👀

https://t.co/h3l1zZkONA

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@threepointone maybe you can help clarify things https://t.co/TkMjrEFyRh

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@nevikashah

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@zebassembly Oh, this is you?! Thanks SO much (I'm sure others helped)! I've been rolling our own and pestering folks since I started this job 4+ years ago.

I'm never here. I just came back b/c @threepointone answered here but LMK what you cook up here or at
https://t.co/NG0rwM5hBE

Cheers!

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

White Whale captured?!

https://t.co/lzLNNNxL5q

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

Do I know anyone at @cloudflare who can help/hint re: tracing for Workers/Pages?

I'm particularly interested in using OpenTelemetry to send traces to Datadog (since we depend on other services already using them on there) but I'd be happy with traces in the Cloudflare Dashboard

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@threepointone @CloudflareDev @ritakozlov @boristane No luck deploying. I posted about it in https://t.co/rlWOjaelU4

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

Do I know anyone at @cloudflare who can help/hint re: tracing for Workers/Pages?

I'm particularly interested in using OpenTelemetry to send traces to Datadog (since we depend on other services already using them on there) but I'd be happy with traces in the Cloudflare Dashboard

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@threepointone @CloudflareDev @ritakozlov @boristane https://t.co/dVM5L2J0V3

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

White Whale captured?!

https://t.co/lzLNNNxL5q

[John Schulz @JFSIII]

@martymadrid You have a DC flag tattooed on you. I'm looking for your posts about the federal occupation but didn't see any. Got some links?