John Slade

Sports mad teacher, linguist and children's entertainer currently doing missionary work in Yorkshire. Any views are probably irrelevant and irreverent.

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@I_amMukhtar We had better protests at primary school when they wouldn't let us out when it was wet break.

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@ZiaYusufUK Jenrick lied to Peston. Didn't hear you whining then.

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@TomTwiter12 @TiceRichard Maybe they have also been heavily scrutinised but the journalists were able to find comments that were sexist, misogynistic and contradictory.

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@ZiaYusufUK She's not wanting to run the country so it doesn't matter what she thinks.

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@ZiaYusufUK Maybe ask your boss then where his £5 million came from? Seems quite a simple question to me but which one of his 3 answers is the right one?

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@PLtheLegend One thing I won't miss about Lourdes this year.

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@RupertLowe10 Given that there's never going to be a Restore government, this is what you promise you'd do? Why not promise something fun like free ice creams in summer or no tax on cheese, something fun instead of this boring stuff you'll never be able to do.

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@TrumpBarron_Q I'm surprised the man hasn't called it American or even more surprisingly Trumpish instead.

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@NormanWhiteside Missed a trick with that song.

Loads of flair,
Kicks the scousers everywhere
On a roll, shoots the ball into the goal
Man United's number 10
Destiny is calling him
One of Belfasts's greatest guys.
It's Norman Whiteside

Needs some work.

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@BBCMOTD @philmcnulty Amorim and Ten Hag are available...

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@CharlieSimpsonA Reliably informed = Someone is taking the piss out of you

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@PaamanuelUtd_ My thoughts? Where are their legs?

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@sidlowe Drawing with Bournemouth wasn't part of his Masterplan.

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@RupertLowe10 Sounds like people need an explanation of how bookies work out odds. Lots of people put money on the same "horse", the odds tumble. 51% of bets have come from Restore. I'm going to guess they are all Restore supporters and not insiders with expert polling analysis.

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@henrywinter Do strikers get this level of scrutiny when they miss chances they should bury? No team will ever be relegated because of refs. No team will ever win the league because of refs. A little perspective please. Even Webb said there justifiable reasons for allowing it.

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@smnhndmch @BBCMOTD @FA_PGMOL Fairly to easy to argue against considering it's a 38 game season and mistakes are made by all. Strikers miss chances they should bury. Goalies make howlers. Why should refs have to be the only perfect ones?

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@Citizenuk1927 @Peston When you say change is needed, is that change from a £5 million note?

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@NadineDorries @Keir_Starmer @REFORM @UKLabour Who's a better person than Nadine Dorries?
Be more specific, I've 8 billion options still.
OK. Who's a better person than Nadine Dorries and is an anagram of Bordon Grown?