ulul

[Austine @theereal_one]

Bitch Lookin like a wisdom tooth

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[i like food @messedupfoods]

she finna go tell a riddle

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[CH @CH_Laval]

Je viens de fermer les fenêtres parce qu’il faisait un peu froid je me dégoûte

[i like food @messedupfoods]

At least you know their company is stable

[ZEED📞 @zeedyea]

j’aurais tellement pleuré ça ressemble à de l’acné dorsale

[s3u futuro ex 🏹 @s3ufuturoex]

O gato da minha amiga foi pra o veterinário e voltou sem as calças

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Claire @kumakurea_]

I had a coworker once who used to ask for smoke breaks and I found out he was just going outside to eat two hotdogs each time.

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

I downloaded this app in January to spread love for sparrows and this is what the algorithm gave me instead

[komo @komosaur]

survival instincts of a navy seal

[kobayashi @kingofcomedie]

J’donne un billet de 50 à la serveuse pour payer mon addition elle m’dit « ahh merci c gentil » 😂😂😂 rend les tals ta tante t’as cru on etait dans le michigan ou quoi

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Thinking about the time I got lost inside the duvet cover while trying to match up the corners and my cats all thought I was playing a game and started beating the sh*t out of me.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Reject AI slop and embrace the era of unhinged celebrity montages and stories nobody asked for but everyone somehow needed

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

This is a violation 😭😂😂😂

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Love how if a cat is washing itself and you present your hand they'll give it a little courtesy wash before going back to their own business, it's so polite

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again