James Fazakerley

Aim for the stars and you'll reach the ceiling, aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

@Jennnyyyyyy 9 kg

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@am28105 @AndyFitchet Wasn’t it free of charge when you me generation went? We’re paying for yours as well 😉 You’re welcome.

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@LegacySiu Angel Di Maria @LegacySiu

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@LegacySiu Nicolas Anelka

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@Matt_Pinner Bugsy

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@lfc_lance R9

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@lfc_lance Samuel Eto

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@Gunnersc0m What’s happened since ?

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

I’d put serious money down that the copper at the back was far too worried about being called sexist to step in 😆

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

Thank god for that. Probably moving to MUTV

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Statement: After ten incredible years, I have made the difficult decision to step away from @tntsports after the Champions League Final….

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

Either the steam on the left or that building on the right

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Maybe, if he did better research he’d finish above 2nd place

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"Winning trophies is about being in the right moment, in the right place" 🏆

Mikel Arteta feels his team are on the verge of a trophy after missing out on the Premier League the past two seasons, despite picking up more points than Liverpool did this season 👀

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

@footballontnt @rioferdy5 @petercrouch @julesbreach @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Stinks of them stopping it this year and then resuming it when someone else wins the league next year

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

@fhcricketclub Would love to know when that sponsorship was negotiated, 3am after a doner kebab from bossman

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

@Jaack GK: Robert Downey Jr
D: Alaba
M: Nakamura
M: Kevin Nolan
FW: Messi

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

@sainsburys was looking forward to my baked beans and sausage only to find there were no beans. Should have gone to @AldiUK no messing around with them. Son’s crying nice one ☝️

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

The Friedkin Group as soon as Dyche left

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

De graaf sounds like something my mate got 8 years for #PDCWorldChampionship 🎯

[James Fazakerley @JFazakerley]

@footballtweet A skinny Jason Manford