Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.
A few people felt targeted.. my response “see your life currently and ask me if you feel like you can convince me otherwise” what I see others conform to.. yeah yall got it that’s not the life I see for myself
I look at my parents. Waited till they were earlier, lived life and when they had my siblings and I, life was not affected by it. Everything they were doing before us they continued after us. They waited till they were ready in all aspects before anything
If I wanna pick up and travel 6 times a year, just know after kids I’m picking up and traveling 6 times a year with my kids. It needs to be an addition not an obstacle. And I’m DEFINITELY not doing the baby mom vibe either. Just not for me