🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️

Adult ‖ Grey-Ace/Pan 🎈 Inflatable Weirdo ‖ She/Her

PFP by @ArmiFinali & @PirateKnux

Toon, by @AgeNobody

🔞 h0rny ahead

Go follow @FWOOMP_Muzak or your mom

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Forgot to put this here, crap.

First release under @FWOOMP_Muzak and stuff: https://t.co/R9QfEtWfKz

VIDEO on Youtube: https://t.co/9bBvAln5Ol

Downloads:
BC: https://t.co/D1RLF3Edxf
SC: https://t.co/pzQLtOLIAE

[♬ ≋░▒▓█ ＦＷＯＯＭＰ！█▓▒░≋ ♬ @FWOOMP_Muzak]

FULL VIDEO on Youtube: https://t.co/rJDDtSjwJq

The FWOOMP! EP that we were too lazy to release last year is finally here! In addition, we have a full background visual linked above.

Downloads:
BC: https://t.co/kufNs78oXl
SC: https://t.co/4KZkP7AyMH

#InflationFetish #PostPunk

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

hi im on other place now

[Lapis SLOPzuli @Uravity98114]

#gorillaz
A random Noodle

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

I will never apologize i will never surrender

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Sleepy thoughts

Pop Corners is probably made like granola right? But with corn?

Is it like the opposite of KeIIog where instead of da dude wanting people to not jerk, it subliminally tells the eater to jerkoff but w breaking bad in their phone screen corner like subway surfers?

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

@Buoyalis Skill issue

I got to the bathroom to search for a secret passage to extra health packs and was assailed by a gremlock with a mystical boxcutter

So I killbinded and respawned to try the applebees and home depot instead

I too am afflicted by skill issue

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Crank your hog and pet your pussy at trader joes to unlock a hidden secret level to play through known as prison

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Nvm too lazy aghhhhghh

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Idk
Missed last year

Gimme things to draw this time, MAYBE I'll do it

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

It is not joever

Doomerism must perish

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH BABY COOK HIS ASS YEEAAAH

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Sailor that refers to large floaty inflated peeps as "large as a barge"

and refuses to use the term "blimp"

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Finding a pic of someone puffed up in a 4-corner room, tight squimshed against the walls be like

"Waow, they have it, SQUUUUAAARE!!!!"

[Big O'l Foxxo🔞(Goodbye y'all, see you in Bluesky) @AngelPurrverton]

Ghost Pumper full animation
👻 🎈

[moon(pumpkin mode) @LunarSeamoth]

Its that time again
https://t.co/50iRkenfUz

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Nice boobs, bro

*PULLS THEM INTO A WRINGER & SQUISHES THEM WIDE AND FLAT*

Sorny, accident.....,,, let fix....,

*BLIMPS THEM WITH HELIUM, STUCK TO THE CEILING*

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

I dont like transformy stuff as much as i should

But seems like a wealth of fun funnyness ideas

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

TF idea for uhhh enjoyers:

- turn someone into something that can hold air/helium or liquid (balloon or barrel for example)
- fill them with whatever it is
- turn them back to normal, and ta da!!!! Full!!!

Bloaty maybe floaty

[🔞 Janette Barker (Crimbus)🎈 🏳️‍⚧️ @JFwoomp]

Want to inflate just part?

Balloony thing? Just squeeze to wherever and transmogrify while squeezing

Barrel? Maybe put a tarp in there full of stuff at the location of whatever body part, transmogrify the tarp into a tight belt

[Cubed Off @CubedOff96]

Funny round dog