jamie

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

Another morning under the malignant gaze of our oppressor

[G_mble @G_mble9]

Imagine glassing Enzo Fernandez

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[Andrew @andy_cov93]

The England team leaving The Azteca at full time

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

BY THE GODS IM RUINED!!!

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

80s movie about a business woman who defrosts a caveman and teaches him about the modern world

[Ilyaz @ LFF @AomineReborn]

Quarter zip season

[Alex🇨🇦 @alex2yc]

Why is the US firing their Armenia laser at Ukraine instead of Russia? Are they stupid?

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

yer da telling the barman 'pint of the usual' in the all-inclusive resort at 7.37 am

[Richy @R1130_]

Pubs really need to have a loyalty point scheme. Always the glory hunters on a Friday night taking the regulars seats. Where were you those cold, dark Tuesday evenings in November?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

getting trivia wrong makes me want to hurt myself

[Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez]

How your email finds me

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i refuse to see Shrek 5 if his horrible ogre children are still living

[chloé, your best girlfailure 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

nice, can't wait for the semis :)

[KingDomRedux @KingDomRedux]

It’s happening.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Song of the summer just dropped

[KG. @jaketheoptimist]

I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work