Jose Lourtie

Views are my own!

[Dow @mark_dow]

Trump has won this war 7 times.

He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times.

And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times.

What more do you want from him?

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@TicketmasterCS Could someone check the DMs?

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@TicketmasterCS can you help I am beyond nfl london tickets and adding card details but not getting confirmation!

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@TicketmasterCS Hi I have done, are you able to help?

[Cameron Yarde Jnr @CameronYardeJnr]

The unedited footage at the end of DLT's Gotcha where he swears constantly is quite something. But the Gotcha was merely the set up for the following week on Noel's House Party. DLT's revenge!

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@British_Airways I am trying to check-in for my flight today online. It’s saying it is not possible, do you know if there are problems with the system? Thanks

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@sainsburys Hi there, what’s the best way to feedback/complain about our Click & Collect experience at the North Cheam Sainsbury’s Superstore? Also to follow up on a refund that has not been provided? Thanks

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@JohnCleese What has happened to you!

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

No legal basis. No clear objective. No exit. And much of Britain’s political class spent the week calling Starmer a coward for noticing.

Latest substack from me.

https://t.co/PXhyMTiBcA

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

Only three people have received a standing ovation in the history of the WEF:

1. Nelson Mandela
2. Volodymyr Zelenskyy
3. Mark Carney

[RCoA Centre for Research & Improvement @RCoA_CRI]

Happy Tuesday! If you have not completed your #NAP8 individual baseline survey yet, check your inbox and join the more than 1000 anaesthetists in UK and Ireland that have already submitted theirs.

[RCoA Centre for Research & Improvement @RCoA_CRI]

The 8th National Audit Project is officially underway, with the baseline surveys being released this week. Thank you to the more than 500 anaesthetists who have already filled out their individual survey. Encourage everyone else to fill out theirs and contribute to #NAP8!

[Dr Krish Kandiah OBE @krishk]

Ever wondered where your tax money actually goes? 💷
@BBCNews broke it down by imagining we each handed the Government £100.

Here’s how that £100 was spent in 2023–24:

£22 → NHS
£6 → Defence
£10 → Education
£10 → Debt interest
£11.40 → State pensions
£4.15 → Working-age welfare (PIP, Universal Credit, health support)
£0.50 → Asylum system
£0.70 → Overseas aid

What strikes me most is this: immigration dominates headlines and public debate, consistently ranking as one of the nation’s top concerns — yet the asylum system accounts for just 0.5% of public spending.

A reminder that sometimes the loudest issues aren’t the largest ones.

#Budget2026

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Cut benefits, cut minimum wage, raise retirement age, means test pensions, get rid of the NHS.

Why are you voting for Farage?

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

The online baying mob shouting "Vote Reform" after Saturday's train stabbing attack may wish to note that not a single Reform MP has turned up for the Home Secretary's statement on the incident.

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@ChrisWilde81 @nfluk_tickets Same here!

[Jose Lourtie @JGCL]

@TicketmasterCS can you help and let me know how to access or when tickets for NFL game in London on Sunday will be sent out? Thanks

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

Nigel Farage wants to drag Britain down the same road as Trump’s America: chaos, division and fear. Our NHS, our rights and our communities are at risk. Do not let Trump’s America become Farage’s Britain.

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Watch @EdwardJDavey call out the BBC for their failure to hold Nigel Farage to account.