Jorp

[Jorp @JGJohnson3]

They👏🏼are👏🏼not👏🏼for👏🏼eating!!👏🏼

[Frank Moon @TruedawnFm]

One thing I do think Marx genuinely underestimated was just how fake the economy could get without fully collapsing

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

They changed the law so he could steal from your parents' retirement accounts to do this by the way

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

nobody is falling for this LMAOOOOOO

[Did Donald Trump release the Epstein files today? @trumpsteinlist]

Rejected from pedophile island at 40

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[The Resistance Broadcast @TRBpodcasts]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

[Dabestfc @FahimHu59700981]

@LNexus713 @BrettRedacted Why not both

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

found the first conspiracy theory that I believe

[Dylan @DylanTweetin]

My mayor’s neoliberal
My bagel is dry
Lakers are mid
Clippers don’t even try

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

he’s become so Israeli it’s crazy

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

The craziest thing about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire is that he begged Jeffrey Epstein to let him come to Little Saint James on Christmas Day

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Man if someone showed a photo of Obama speaking to some evil wizard alien looking mother fuckers you mouth breathers would have blown every vessel in your brain.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.