JG👨🏽‍🌾

“The cool uncle” -Jayden G.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

You’re at peace when you are peace

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

The videos my wife sends me of our son throughout the day are everything

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

How do I nicely tell this lady at work her make-up fucked up?

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

The amount of work emails I get is unhealthy

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Get up get stoned get to your dreams

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

Depression is a luxury.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

Alexa play; Today Was A Good Day - Ice Cube

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

@KarlizleMyNizle Big facts!

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

10 years later and I’m still not sure if I’m using this app correctly. At this point I’m to scared to ask.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

Everything happens for a reason. #Blessed

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

Making a lot of money is cool, having a lot of time-now that’s real boss shit.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

People who are in a relationship and still talk about their ex are cringy af!

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Don’t stumble over something that’s behind you 💯

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

The most underrated job in the world. You are appreciated babygirl 😘

[Karla @KarlizleMyNizle]

Just breastfeed and put baby back to sleep. Pumping my left boob and clipping my toe nails at 4:30 am.
Mom life in a nutshell.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

What are you eligible for if you make more?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

If you make under $125,000, you're eligible for up to $10,000 in student loan debt relief.

And almost ninety percent of the benefit will go to folks making less than $75,000 a year.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

One thing about me, I’m going to pay that toll fee to avoid traffic

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

“Got the sprinkler system fixed” weird flex bro

[Karla @KarlizleMyNizle]

As a homeowner you never stop investing in your home, this shit is non stop.

[JG👨🏽‍🌾 @JG_528o]

I’m confused, do I have to buy the New Balances or do they just randomly appear 🤔

[AlexV @thatlex15]

Its never that serious. Why do you got to go and block people 😂

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

omg this is really how they sound