Jordan Gachman

University of Wisconsin - Madison Alumni 24’ - ASU W.P. Carey MBA Candidate

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

Dynamic pricing goes both ways.

You can get cheaper meals at Chilis on weekdays during lunch than dinner on saturday.

You can buy outdoor patio furniture and grills at discounts during the end of summer.

You can get movie tickets half off on Tuesdays.

Hotels are much cheaper Monday-Thursday than weekends.

Of course none of the discounts from dynamic pricing will be highlighted, because politicians are rarely ever honest and ever provide full context.

Politicians try to fix things that aren't broken. They want systems to be more disfunctional and inefficient. Because the more disfunctional a system is the more need it has for regulatory overseight.

They basically try to grow their job, and their role, at the expense of efficiency and the consumer.

[Jordan Gachman @JGachman]

@aakashgupta @joecarlsonshow Break this down in the next episode👀

[Jordan Gachman @JGachman]

@joecarlsonshow @joecarlsonshow Based on the 6% sell off today for $UBER could you see yourself taking a position at the more attractive price?

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

Chipotle has a serious issue with portion size consistency. Sometimes you get a giant burrito, sometimes you get ripped off.

Chipotle's previous CEO said this about the portion sizing: "to get a little extra of toppings like rice or pico de gallo, customers should give a "special look" or a head nod to the employee, which is meant to prompt them to add a little more".

That's a real quote, he actually said that. How about instead of relying on the customer to audit their burrito as it's being made, to ensure they don't get ripped off. You implement strict standards like *weighing* the amount of protein added to the meal. Many restaurants already do this by putting the whole plate on a scale, and weighting before and after adding the protein, to ensure you get the right amount.

This would enforce consistent portions at every restaurant at scale. And the customer wouldn't have to act as an auditor through the assembly line, ensuring that they get the right portions.

[Jordan Gachman @JGachman]

@thespreadsmith Eagles didn’t stand a chance once the bot picked NY🙈

[Jordan Gachman @JGachman]

@joecarlsonshow He's done it again‼️

[Jordan Gachman @JGachman]

@joecarlsonshow Love seeing ASML flat since April while Nvidia, Meta, and others expand AI capex. That divergence just screams opportunity. Every new data center and custom chip order eventually flows back to ASML — the picks and shovels of advanced semis. Let the market sleep on it. Long game.

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

Amazon has the Nova family of AI models, AWS, and over 1 million physical robots that use different forms of AI.

Stop saying that Tesla is the only one doing Physical AI, it's not true.

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

Me every morning

[Joseph Carlson @joecarlsonshow]

ARK Innovations ETF, with a group of the most disruptive, innovative, technologically advanced companies in the world, vs Texas Roadhouse, over the past 5 years.

[Jordan Gachman @JGachman]

@joecarlsonshow 🐐

[Badgers Club Hockey @WIClubHockey]

Closing out pool play against Montana State at dark.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Mikko Rantanen and the Dallas Stars are closing in on an extension

8 years, $12M AAV. Would get the deal done.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Prayers for DeAndre Hopkins man 🙏

Going to from Will Levis to a guy who leads the league in INTs. Poor guy has had to play with so many bad QBs over the course of his career.

[Badgers Club Hockey @WIClubHockey]

WEEKEND RECAP- The Northwoods Showcase concluded yesterday with the Badgers going 3-0 against DePaul, Michigan Tech, and Northern Michigan! Thank you to the Eagle River Association, the volunteers, and the fans that made the trip! Another three games next weekend- stay tuned

[Ass Tat Guy (Big 12 Champion) @garkmallemore]

“Does his hat say Dallas but… upside down?”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation.

[Lia Assimakopoulos @Lassimak]

The Stars fans SHOWED UP to Denver tonight.

First one was even louder.

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

“What a pro wants, what a pro needs”

[UW-Madison CIMSS @UWCIMSS]

#Meteor south of Madison this morning! You might have missed it since #WIwx temperatures were near 10 degrees and wind chills near zero but our south-facing rooftop cameras on the @UWMadison campus captured the fireball falling as the sun was rising.