Jeffrey Gershenfeld

[heather @heatherjaykay]

Chills.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

🗣️ LET 🗣️ MARK 🗣️ ROBER 🗣️ FUCK

[James @exhaustdata]

Baseball is the only sport with enough downtime to support the melancholic soul. As a kid, I would block the sun with my glove and imagine it as a meteor coming down. In my final moments, would I run to my father in the dugout? Or my mother in the stands?

I let a lot of runs in

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

RT if you’re on the left:

[방탄소년단 @BTS_twt]

다녀왔습니다!

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

twitter rn

[Jeffrey Gershenfeld @JGershenfeld]

In light of recent events

[Garfield @Garfield]

Ahhh BIG stretch

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[bobby @bobby]

tiktok zoomers love the "corn kid" song which is the most doggo bacon early 2010s internet humor imaginable. sorry children you've become your worst fear, your moment in the sun is almost over.

[Jeffrey Gershenfeld @JGershenfeld]

He's a 10 but he forgot to carry Madame Zeroni up a mountain.

[Garfield @Garfield]

L̶̠͙͙̔̇͊̈́͑͘͝a̶̡̖͎͉̞̞͎̠͖̖͓͉̠̽̉̿̃͗͆͐́́̄͂͘͘̕͜͜s̴͎͖̰͓̺̙͔̩͍̳̞̞͇̼̺̘̅̅̏̉̈́́̓̀̋̓̆́̐̽͌ͅa̸̭͕̦͎͙̔́̽͋͗̇̚͘ğ̴̝͈͍̦͓̼̭̰̠̎̈́͑̑͌̊̀͗̔͝ň̸̝̱̺̼̼͊̈́a̸̹̬̹͂̀̎̓̓̽̾̂̋̎͆̕ ̶̲̽Ṯ̸̙̝̬̮̣̖̩͚͕̜͚͙͇̃̉́̾̔̓͌í̸̲̲̮̫̙̹̝̪̥͈̘̰͉͔͋̓̽̑͌̐͑͒͛̇̀̈͜͜͝m̵̖͍̳̲̼̻̋̏͗̌̏̑͘̕͜e̸̢̢̛̤̫̫̠̭͓͔͔̪̟̭̭͕̺̝͒̃̏̊̾́͒̊
Garfield’s hunger is insatiable

[Jeffrey Gershenfeld @JGershenfeld]

Ok fine. If Joe Biden posts a youtube dance cover of BTS's Dynamite, I'll vote for him in 2024. Otherwise enough is enough.