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[jordy @JGood3z]

Why do girls love doing everything slow and being late

[jordy @JGood3z]

@tedcruz Free college- ridiculous idea. BUT, I’d be happy to spend tax dollars on sending these youngin’s to 3rd world countries for mission work. Let me know how much you hate America after that, kiddo

[jordy @JGood3z]

I wonder if there will be any reaction if I start being SUPER rude to ChatGPT

[jordy @JGood3z]

@Katiemoneygrabz Kate’s looking RIGHT

[jordy @JGood3z]

@Katiemoneygrabz how’s the party going

[jordy @JGood3z]

** accidentally clicks someone’s profile on LinkedIn **

LinkedIn - “this fucking creep is checking out your profile”

[jordy @JGood3z]

“Oh yeah that’s because I have ADD”

- everyone

[jordy @JGood3z]

Sure bud - I’d love to follow your 16th business venture, in the last 7 years, on Facebook

[jordy @JGood3z]

@BChickenfry I know it’s all a bit but plz don’t mess with my boy Reid’s heart 💙

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

Reed is an absolute gem

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

[jordy @JGood3z]

**checking out for my specialty drill bits and a phone case***

Oh yeah thanks @amazon I would love to order some produce.

Considering I’ve never ordered food on here that’s a really good idea.

[jordy @JGood3z]

I like when people who lie and steal get offended when I say God Damnit

[jordy @JGood3z]

Drop some bombs in the Middle East and I stop seeing ICE protests on my timeline? We should have done this a lot earlier

[jordy @JGood3z]

If I knew war had these sick highlight tapes I would have been down for it way earlier

[Danny Healey @Danny__healey]

I think I already posted this but deserves to hit the timeline again. JT Miller going full song with no music and lyrics is the most American thing of all time

What a night. 🇺🇸

[jordy @JGood3z]

@barstoolsports @nickturani

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

I could run through a brick wall right now!!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸https://t.co/vnkgEQ5eqE

[jordy @JGood3z]

ICE on the roads and not a single protestor. Shame