Joe “The Shepherd”

Everything Always Works Out

[Joe “The Shepherd” @JGrrBombs]

@EdOverRay I’ll be honest I use to like Lamar. But when I saw him put up 10 points against Mahomes in the AFC championship game I knew he’d never get it done in any meaningful game

[Joe “The Shepherd” @JGrrBombs]

@NateGearySports @AnaconeMason Too many mouths yet none can beat man. Very odd situation

[Joe “The Shepherd” @JGrrBombs]

@NateGearySports Yes and Keon

[Joe “The Shepherd” @JGrrBombs]

@priceacarter What does this sound like you’re saying this while weeping? It’s okay little bro

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

When I moved to Florida I realized there are millions of people who have been stewing in rage for years over the lockdowns.

It really made me understand that the core animating force in US society is selfishness. The whole freedom thing is a thin veil for a sense of entitlement.

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[Joe “The Shepherd” @JGrrBombs]

@LamarsThatGuy @NateGearySports Do you remember choking the division to a 40 year old Aaron Rodgers then missing the playoffs entirely?

Well of course you do =D!!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[Spoof::() @spoofydude]

theyre doin this to me at work tomorrow https://t.co/gRZmvcCTVH

[Joe “The Shepherd” @JGrrBombs]

I don’t steal towels from hotels anymore because I hate Airbnb so much

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The whimsical little woodland gnome when I blast it with my .44 magnum

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: Y'all remember they promised to drain the swamp ? Instead, this is the most corrupt administration of all time and everybody knows it.

While Americans are struggling, the first family raking in billions of dollars. 

Just listen to this. Last September the president of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining to an American company.

And the very next month, Eric and Don Junior get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal .

6 days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get the largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world

The US government, run by father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project.

All this while you pay more for groceries, gas, and healthcare.

If you're involved in any of this—next year you'll be raising your right hand and swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God in front of the United States Congress

[d. @_312DARIUS]

Shut up and dribble nigga

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Haters mad

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

I'm shocked—SHOCKED!—that the most subsidized generation in American history would like another subsidy.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that