Jonathan H Alfaro

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[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@tylergaca I’m the briefcase 😌

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

ugh im annoying

[Jordan Armstrong @jarmstrongbc]

As the @parkboard discusses its code of conduct policy, a man identifying himself as a @parkboard employee stepped forward to say this:
#vanpoli

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@sugarmercy That’s cruel

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@CanRevAgency hi! Is the my account website down? Or have maintenance scheduled? It’s not allowing me to sign in 🥺

[Salem Saberhagen @neonskeleton]

I hate shows with really muted dialogue but super loud intro music.

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@neonskeleton Impressive! Howd you do today? Took me all six rounds 🥺

[david seymour hand thing @barbarikkizzle]

Fanciest house on our street (by a mile) put a note in all our letterboxes asking us to be very quiet from 2pm today for a backyard wedding and tbh I’m in awe of my neighbour who whipped out the lawnmower at 2pm on the dot

[veet @vveetto]

the realest thing any person has ever said ever.

[Katskratchh (contact me elsewhere) @Katskratchh]

Bet you didn’t know I’m an ACNH e-sports pro. 🐝

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@SheaCoulee @lily_hiram_ @Waitress_Bum @itsbambibanks That article was literally just queer bating, clearly it’s worked

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

Picture this: a startup focused on stopping spam calls.

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

why does this make me WANT to do a PhD 🥵🙈

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@Baige_ It’s truly so annoying 😫

[coco 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @sugarmercy]

*sitting at home in my bathroom eating packaged ramen*

WOW are there absolutely NO good #MetGala looks this year???

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

Shutting up is free

[Matjaž Leonardis @MatjazLeonardis]

Properties don’t make money. People who live in properties make money. No amount of linguistic jujitsu is ever going to get people to forget that.

[Jonathan H Alfaro @JHAlfaro]

@sugarmercy ooooof. I think mine will be something like. “he died ✨”