George Beard and Harold Hutchins to report to Principal Krupp's office IMMEDIATELY. We thought you were finally done with these ridiculous comic books. Also, Mr. Krupp would like to know what a "manga" is.
#captainunderpants
We are currently looking to hire a new school superintendent as our previous one has demoted himself to principal as part of an evil plan or something, i dont know i wasnt really paying attention at the staff meeting
Our P.E teacher Mr. Meaner is excited to announce his new invention: Rid-O-Kid 2000! Is your kid too annoying? Don't worry, now you can lobotomize then with a simple spray can!
Me and the wife!! ❤️
(Ignore the fact that she’s actively breaking the Geneva Convention by wearing the red cross making Dav Pikely liable to be prosecuted for committing a war crime)
We'd like to introduce everyone to our newest members of faculty: Zorxette, Klaxette and Jenniferette, our new lunch ladies! When asked why they were green they said "haha don't worry about it"
@ninjacarp_ Precisely our thoughts too! We wouldn't want our food being handled by someone inexperienced who might tarnish the integrity of our lovely cafeteria!
We'd like to wish a very happy birthday to our principal Mr. Benjamin Krupp! 3x winner of the International Worst Principal award! We really wouldn't be the school we are today without him 🤗
A reminder that parent-teacher conferences are on tomorrow! I sure hope all of your parents like you because the teachers do not have nice things to say
If you're struggling in class we can assign you a peer tutor but so far the only student who's put thier name down to be a tutor is Melvin Sneedly and honestly I think I'd rather flunk