JayHeinkel

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

I used to work with a guy and he would constantly tell me his wife hadn’t had sex with him in 4 years. She didn’t work at all and he just stayed with her while actively complaining about it. Definitely a cuck.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

@SlumRNA_Dog Before we condemn any man for cheating, we first need to ask "did the wife go frigid?"

Because going frigid is as much a violation of the marriage vows as cheating is

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

Actually, I was raised Protestant, and they literally say terrible things about Catholics. When I was around 20, I converted to Catholicism. My mom came to my confirmation, cried, and told the people sitting near her that she had raised me better than that.

[Fog @LadiesOfReddit]

@JennyWakefiel12 Does a single protestant understand what Catholics actually believe

[Fog @LadiesOfReddit]

@bannedpastor They could have ended up becoming Baptists so this was a mercy

[skott. @thoughtsofskott]

Eating an instant release 30mg adderall and drinking two Celsius before arguing with old people about their property value.

They never stood a chance.

[Καλός @realKalos]

Start doing this whenever you face the slightest inconvenience.

[HowlingRH Productions Ltd. @browasright]

Wow his mom has a great big giant set of bouncing natural breasts

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

The Russians are drinking vodka you wouldn’t believe

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Friday in the 4HL you can really feel the pull of the weekend

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

@l_i_n_d_z__ Becoming catholic was one of the best things I ever did.

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

You should send her some door dash money. You know she’s hungry.

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

@glazedabby I like both!

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

@lizisamused @LizzyStarrrdust 14 months because I was incarcerated and I’ve been out a couple weeks and still haven’t.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I approve this message

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

@Babygravy9 More like 65

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

A Mexican who learned English in an Italian accent because he worked in pizza restaurants

This man is a cum town bit come to life

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

@Howlingmutant0 He was probably dreaming of @PerryALPHA

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

I hate it when I get pegged while sleeping. LOL

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

Dudes rock!

[Cultination @Cultination1]

🇷🇺🚨 Il se GAVE de VIAGRA pour un pari à 4 300$, tenir 12h au lit avec 2 femmes SANS s’arrêter, et finit par mourir d’une CRISE CARDIAQUE !

En février 2009, à Moscou, 2 femmes parient 4 300$ que Sergey Tuganov, un mécanicien de 28 ans, ne tiendra pas 12 heures au lit avec elles. Il accepte le défi.

Pour tenir, il avale une bouteille entière de Viagra. Il va jusqu’au bout et remporte le pari. Mais quelques minutes plus tard, son cœur lâche et il meurt.
(Fox News / The Sun)

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

@janefkndoe I feel this. I’m on parole probation for years. I miss smoking.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Zoos are crazy. You bring in violent creatures from other continents and then people get killed when they enter their areas. Imagine if there was a human equivalent to this

[JayHeinkel @JHHeinkel]

That’s hot!