If blacks had a sense of humour Juneteenth would be like Cinco de Mayo where we all show up to the bar wearing Afro wigs and fake gold chains while drinking malt liquor
I swear if people actually followed the rules of golf (no gimmies, no mulligans or breakfast balls, can’t fix your lie, treat as OB not hazard, etc.) their average score would go up 10 strokes.
🇺🇸 The opening of Obama's Presidential Center gave us this gem: Obama and Jill Biden both walked off and forgot Joe!
Anyone else hit with a bit of sweet nostalgia seeing Joe lost on stage again? 😂
It's Juneteenth Eve so don't forget to leave out Kool aid pineapples and sickle cell medicine tonight. Otherwise, St. George Floyd will steal you catalytic converter
Tom Homan: "A U.S. senator traveled to El Salvador on taxpayers' dime to meet with a MS-13 gang member ... How many Angel Moms and Dads has he met in the state of Maryland?"
I just landed and missed an assignation attempt. Holy shit. What a bad ass reaction from Trump. The election is over. He's the next president. The Dems should give up. They can't beat him now.
Just a guy with 39 successful combat flight missions on his resume about to dig in with a machine gunner at Omaha Beach on D-Day behind the plate. Two goddamn men.