Jared Holycross

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@Mr_Kapowski @NotKevinSheedy

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

Breaking Bad won a final award last night at Producers Guild. We're happier than Tom Brady feels when he wraps his fingers around soft balls

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@SycAmour used all my data plan on the new tunes. Worth it!

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

You know its a bad shit when you have to spray AND courtesy flush just to be able to finish

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@forrestfire thank you for the opportunity it made my night. Enjoy the transmitter and rest of the tour. Show was a dream come true

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@forrestfire I guessed right! I'll give it to your merch person tomorrow

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@forrestfire is your iPhone need the lightning connector? Or is a iPhone 4?

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@forrestfire I already purchased 3 tickets but thank you! Just consider it a gift from a fan who believes in you guys

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@forrestfire I'll bring one tomorrow night when you guys play in Indianapolis.

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@forrestfire what do you use to play music from. IPod? phone?

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@OutlineInColor pretty sure COD Ghosts made a patch to honor Masks coming out!!

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

@OutlineInColor didn't believe you guys could put another flawless album together... I was very wrong! Love it all

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

Bought a brown loofa so now I never have to buy another one. #genius

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

Saw we're the millers last night..... my crush on Jennifer Anniston is alive again.

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

Don't think I'm gonna finish no shave November. My blonde 7th grade mustache is grossing me out

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

I don't need to wear a scarf bc I have a penis

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

Does no shave November include girls and their legs?

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

My Dixie Wrecked.

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

Take the first letter in someone's first and last name and swap them. Hared Jolycross. Sums up my mind activity this last hour at work....

[Jared Holycross @JHOnotJLO]

Wish someone would trim my fingernails for me.