Jacob Simmons

i do things with my body on stage while people watch. that sounds weird.

[JelaniAlladin @JelaniAlladin]

People think of Hollywood/ Broadway as “glamorous” or “shiny” but when ur a black artist, rarely do you get to be that. More often you are called upon to rebirth trauma, as that is the majority of the history. May the day come when stories of victory outweigh stories of pain.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Misogynists can’t handle that Greta destroyed their daddy so they’re inventing new coping mechanisms

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

Bears are like the….bears of the woods.

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

“Brush your teeth! Now, boom! Orange Juice! That’s life!”

-Detective JJ Bittenbinder

[emma?? @fryguyfreddy]

in my reading era

[Dominus Bater @Le_Big_Hoss]

@youtooz This is truly a purple guy moment

[EA Star Wars @EAStarWars]

The journey continues…

Experience the action-packed gameplay of Star Wars Jedi: Survivor @thegameawards – streaming live Dec. 8: https://t.co/1zOZ1Piywh #StarWarsJediSurvivor

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

*is drawing on chalk board* (epiphany) “Guys, guys. Circumstances, sometimes….they do things.” (pause.) *continues drawing on chalk board*

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

More people live in the green area than the blue area

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

it’s giving thanks *hair flip*

[Christopher Reinhardt @ChrissyRein04]

@JHSimmons_

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

I had a dream that I tried to kill a vampire, but then we fell in love and I showed her my scrapbook that doesn’t exist. Wonder what that was about…

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

@sx6pilled I appreciate the options, but I was referring to the classic “humans best-friend” dog. I guess for some people that could be feet too. I don’t know about anything anymore.

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

I need to see some dogs right fucking now.

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

You all made my morning :)

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Danger presented by Indiana

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @maddoxrules]

I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

[Mischa’s Parents @MischasParents]

Apparently Mischa was in some sort of roller coaster accident? Not sure why he didn’t mention this to us sooner

[Jacob Simmons @JHSimmons_]

What’s Happening?